This is NOT a bashing thread. All the things I'm going to post are things I look back on fondly. They make me smile even if at the time it was annoying.

I once had a girlfriend that would have dreams that I was cheating on her and be angry with me about it for days.

Another time, she woke me up a three in the morning saying "What was that BS you said last March?"

She was a very short girl and I once picked her up and carried her around the room so she could see what things looked like from my point of view. "Wow" she said. "You can see all this? You can see on top of the fridge?" I said I could and she asked "Why don't you clean it?" I made a note to myself to NEVER DO THAT AGAIN.

Okay, I can play.

I dated (for an extremely short period) a man who was not the quickest thinker. He sent me a fax once with a P.S. at the bottom...”Call me if you don’t get this fax”.

i was pointing out the models my grandfather had made out of matchsticks to an ex ...... he thought i was talking about the cabinet they were sitting on!

We live in the country on a long road between two towns. Sometimes when we'd be traveling in separate vehicles, I'd be following him... he always drives really fast and I don't, so I can't keep up... but once he gets out of sight I speed up trying to make up the distance... then suddenly out of no where I see him in my rear view mirror coming up fast on my flank...

yeah, he gets so far ahead then pulls off on a dirt road and waits for me to pass so he can chase me the rest of the way home... lol... the first time he did this, I loved it, his playfulness charmed me... and no matter how many times he did this through the years, he caught me by surprise every time I saw him in my rear view... he loved the chase.. that's how he caught me, and kept me for so long... but when his chase was finally over, I knew we were too...

:D
Ja,am glad you did a Usain Bolt!!

I didn't run that fast...otherwise he was a really pretty terrific. He was a boxer though and that's all he cared to know about...so our conversations were very limited.

I guess this counts. One time my GF called me at 6 in the morning and ask me to bring her some breakfast while see was at school. I got up, went to town and got an egg biscuit and head over toward her school.

i had fun with a men whit women striping in front of us