I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to fart. I felt like I was filled with gas. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my farts and their duration with the beat of the music.

After several songs, I started to feel a lot better. I finished my coffee, and noticed that everybody was staring at me including several of the waiters and waitresses and the people at the tables nearby had tears in their eyes. Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.

well atleast you got to feel them leave home

ooohhh my that was funny.

Did the IPod make it out alright? lol

Those things are too expensive to damage with the vibrations.

Good story!!

now that is very funny.