so seeing how you have to fill out an application for just about anything else we do..im going to make an application for men to date me.

then,run it through a background check.im sure it will eliminate most the bad guys right off the bat,then ill send them a rejection letter like the one uk1971 wrote...

im tired of having guys not good enough hit on me..i dont need thier chilidish bullcrap and drama!

Hummmmmmmmmmmmmm I never thought of that...

Let me know if it works would you!

Hi ((MsTeddy)) ...long time no see...how have you been??


southern are you going to post the app when you come up with one??

yup i sure will and feel free to use it and add stuff on to it!

I want a copy too!

Hey cashay! I'm doing great! Just got myself back in here
a little while ago...








app: copy and paste...

name
age
date of birth
city state
kids
do any drugs
ever been arrested or charged with anything
traffic tickets?
ever been married?
do you have a job
highest education reached
do live with parents,friends or by yourself
what are you short term goals
what are your long term goals
are you looking for a relationship,booty call,or casual dating
have you ever gone by a different name
are you in any support groups

and of course feel free to add more!

Southern... I am sure that will most likely stop a lot of them right at the begining... I just hope that you will actually have anybody interested enough in you that will be willing to fill out the application. Now I am not trying to sound hateful, or be mean to you in any way by what I am saying, but if you are serious enough about this, I am afraid there may a lot of good men that will slip away, and you will never get the chance to know them. If this is a joke like what Tom posted earlier, then by all means, go ahead and do it, but be sure to post it in that section so nobody takes it seriously, and you dont scare away the person that turns out to be right for you. Just something to think about before you act, good luck. Dave

im posting it for 2 reason im frustrated at my current dating situation and i wanted people to have a guide book to go by...

Oh well... all I can say is good luck in getting anyone to fill it out, I dont have anything to hide, but I sure as Hades would never fill it out. I am just glad that you are younger than my oldest daughter, because I would never even consider dating anyone younger than she is.

i dont care if people fill it out or not...i just thought it was funny

I love it... and am seriously thinking about printing that out...

hey if it helps ya feel free and add more to it but its kinda like an assistant to weed out the bad from the good b.c if they take the time to fill it out then thats a good sign

southern,I have to agree with Dave.You may run off the good ones if they figure you are an inquisitor.Better to just ask those things to a person when you talk to them,they are more likely to tell you then.Just talk to a man a while and don't get in a big rush to meet them,that way you'll have some idea about them before you do meet.

honestly people learn to take a breath once in a while and laugh..

my word im not saying you should follow it like a holy grail!

Ilove the idea of a date application! here's one that would likely effectively eliminate about everyone!

Today's Date:

Full legal name:

Date of Birth:

Height: Weight:

Shoe size:

Last level of education completed:

Current employer and title of position:

How long have you been employed with this company?

Annual salary:

Do you own your home? Monthly payment:

Current balance in checking account:
savings account:

General Information

How many times per week do you speak to your mother, either in person or on the telephone?

Do you enjoy children?

Do you want children?

Do you currently have any children?
If yes, do they live with you?

Sexual History

How many sexual partners have you had?

Have you ever been diagnosed with a sexually
transmitted disease?
If yes, which one(s)?

If you could have only one, would you choose
a blow job or sexual intercourse?

What is the average length of time you are
engaged in sexual intercourse before
ejaculation?

Do you have any abnormal sexual fetishes?

Do you enjoy performing oral sex?

Lifestyle

What are your current hobbies?

Are you willing to relinquish control of the remote to your significant other?

Have you ever been convicted of either a felony or a misdemeanor?
If yes, what was the crime?

How often do you drink alcohol?

Do you smoke?
If yes, how often?

Do you do any sort of illegal drug?

Have you ever been married?
If yes, how many times?
How long have you been divorced?

Do you shave/wax any body part other than your face?
If yes, which ones?

Essay questions - please answer the following questions in a minimum of three sentences.

1. How would you spend your ideal Sunday?

2. How important is family to you?

3. How do you feel about dating a woman with children?

4. Where do you see yourself in 10 years?

5. What is your idea of the perfect romantic date?

Please attach the following documents before submitting this form to the appropriate authorities.

Copy of current clean bill of health, signed by your physician.

Copy of current credit report.

Copy of complete psychiatric evaluation, signed by a licensed psychiatrist.

References - please designate three people that can be contacted to verify above information.

ha if this doesnt scare off or eliminate every single man i dont know what would....

hahaha really i just had to blow off some steam but i hope it does make peopel think...

Why not just ask for $50.00 to cover the cost of a credit report (you can learn A LOT from how well someone pays their bills). If all checks out OK, the $50.00 will go towards the first date

Haha, I would be floored if a date asked me to fill out an application.

lmao well sence so many people put forth the effort to lie,id figure id get rid of the guessing game and do it this way!