Topic: Chemistry Of A Woman: How True? | |
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THOUGHT I'D SHARE THIS FUN WITH EVERYONE HERE...
I remembered having this thread sometimes ago, but I am just being curious to know the minds of people here; I am not trying to insult the intelligence of our ladies trust me you are well beloved any confirmation on these points below? • SYMBOL: WOE • FORMULA: W² (OE) ³ • PHYSICAL PROPERTIES: BOILS AT NOTHING AND FREEZES IN A SECOND. VERY BITTER IF NOT WELL USED. • CHEMICAL PROPERTIES: POSSESSES GREAT AFFINITY FOR PRECIOUS METALS LIKE GOLD, SILVER, DIAMOND AND PLATINUM. TURNS GREEN WHEN PLACED BESIDES A BETTER LOOKING SPECIMEN. • OCCURRENCE: FOUND WHEREVER “MAN” EXISTS BUT MOST COMMON WHERE “MONEY” IS. • USES: HIGHLY ORNAMENTAL AND USEFUL IN EQUITABLE DISTRIBUTION OF WEALTH, THE MOST EFFICIENT INCOME- REDUCING AGENT EVER DISCOVERED. • CAUTION: HIGHLY EXPLOSIVE IN INEXPERIENCED HANDS, SHOULD BE HANDLED WITH CARE. • EXTRACTION: BY DISPLAYING SOME FORM OF WEALTH EITHER IN MONEY, PHYSICAL OR MOBILITY FORM. |
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Edited by
xeshm21
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Mon 01/28/13 01:46 AM
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clearly this is the starting point to finding true love :P nice post.
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