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My pumpin' days are over
My pilot light is out What used to be my sex appeal Is now my water spout Time was, When on its own accord From my trousers it would spring But now i've got a fulltime job To find the f.ckin thing It used to be embarrassing The way it would behave It would always stand and watch me Each morning as I shaved Now as old age approaches It sure gives me the blues Too see it hang its little head And watch me tie my shoes.  
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 How cute :) and poor thing....maybe it just needs a face lift? 
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that's funny as hell...LOL
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awww, that's cute
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