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Topic: And it was all going good........until?
teebee79's photo
Sun 01/13/13 01:53 PM


It was all going great... until his girlfriend, whom I did not know about, called me the next day saying stay away from her mansick


Should have reverted to the "No teebee here. Me speaka no English. You have wrong number crazy ho". :tongue: laugh


Now why didn't I think of that??frustrated

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Sun 01/13/13 02:54 PM
I was new to the area I lived in and I met her at work. She told me she was single and offered to show me around town.The next day we went to a mexican restaurant went to the ocean had good conversation. The next day at work about 30 guys pull up on motorcycles from a well known gang she jumps on the back on one and a fellow employee tells me thats her boyfriend!!!!

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Sun 01/13/13 02:59 PM
Edited by teebee79 on Sun 01/13/13 02:59 PM

I was new to the area I lived in and I met her at work. She told me she was single and offered to show me around town.The next day we went to a mexican restaurant went to the ocean had good conversation. The next day at work about 30 guys pull up on motorcycles from a well known gang she jumps on the back on one and a fellow employee tells me thats her boyfriend!!!!


Jack your story was almost a ".......And that's when the fight broke out" laugh

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Sun 01/13/13 03:00 PM
LMFOA!!!!! rofl rofl rofl these are all so funny!I plead the fifth to many bad dates for me to tell about(and I'm sure some have said that about me also lol). I gave up on internet dating...............

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Sun 01/13/13 08:23 PM

LMFOA!!!!! rofl rofl rofl these are all so funny!I plead the fifth to many bad dates for me to tell about(and I'm sure some have said that about me also lol). I gave up on internet dating...............



hahahaha I mean LMFAO.........................

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Sun 01/13/13 08:30 PM
okok ya talked me into it.............I went on a coffee date once where the guy told me he had HIV AND Hep. Csick sick yep like he could of told me when we talked on the phone or when he first wrote but he said his dr said to meet the person then tell them and not only that but he wanted to go drinking and dancing and when I said sorry I don't dance and I don't drink and drive he said oh you can spend the night on my couch 'I'll be a gentleman" yea uhhuh...............AND not only that he dissed his ex wife so much that I was so glad to end the "date".

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Mon 01/14/13 05:44 AM
Thanks, Artgurl. I was laughing about it even as it happened, so it's all good. I always think to myself "this will make great material for my novel"laugh

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Mon 01/14/13 05:47 AM


Oh, it's so hard to chose which of the many stories I could tell......how about the self-proclaimed pirate who announced that he intended to "board me" ? or did he say he intended to "come aboard" (groan)? Either way,I think I've blocked the memory.


You had me at "come aboard". :tongue: laugh :smile:
Prolly woulda worked for you, Goof.flowerforyou but this guy didn't even have the decency to wear an eye patch to the first date~some pirate ! Although he may have offered to show me his wooden leg................oops. Nope, different guy.laugh

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