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| Topic: Have you ever - part 3 | |
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No, but I have stood and saluted the conceptual image of infinity.
Have you ever built a sculpture out of navel lint? |
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No.
Have you ever woondered if navel lint and dust bunnies were related? |
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Only on days that end in "y".
Have you ever sang a song of six pence, a pocket full of rye to dust bunnies and navel lint? |
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No, it was Pop goes the Weasel...
Have you ever got a double letter here, starting with "Hello Handsome?" Methinks she's on drugs or something... |
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Yep.
Have you ever wondered why all the kings horses and all the kings men were unable to put humpty dumpty back together again? |
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Nope, they didn't bring duct tape.
Have you ever contemplated why me? |
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Nah, I never contemplate, "Why Hippie?".
Have you ever seen how three blind mice run? |
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Actually, yes I have. It was entertaining.
Have you ever used a piece of paper as toothpick? |
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Nope,don't use them
Have you ever used Chinesse chop sticks? |
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Yes. They come in handy when playing knick knack.
Have you ever played knick knack on someone's thumb? |
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no,but some strange girl did on my knee in college
Have you ever played Knick Knack on a bee hive? |
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No, but I've seen an old man come rolling home.
Have you ever played knick knack on someone's shoe? |
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yes,my younger one's Have you ever wondered what really made Jack to roll down the hill? |
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He probably slipped on a wet spot while fetching a pail of water.
Have you ever wondered if Jack recovered from breaking his crown? |
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I hope he did
Have you ever wondered what happened to Jill after she came tumbling after? |
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She probably had to get some medical help.
Have you ever been so bored that you spent all day posting? |
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A couple or times or two.
Have you ever questioned the chicken as to why she crossed the road? |
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No.
Have you ever walked using only one leg? |
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No.
Have you ever walked using only one leg? |
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Wouldn't that be hopping?
Have you ever thought that something was just like something else, only completely different? |
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