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Topic: Weird things people said today to me/you.
plastic_pancakes Joined Sun 10/18/09 Posts: 7399	Tue 12/18/12 09:03 PM
Her: "Your kick will be legendary, even on facebook."

plastic_pancakes Joined Sun 10/18/09 Posts: 7399	Wed 12/19/12 10:49 PM
"Why the ~~~~ does everything you say have to be so cryptic?! Why are you sitting in a rocking chair in the darkest corner of a room full of people?! You're not a cryptic ~~~hole. You're cryptic; and you're an ~~~hole." His explanation for this comment later... "I said this, because it's true. You call me into the shadows of demonic alleys to whisper to me in a scratchy and desolate voice that it may be time for a burrito. Also, sometimes you're bleeding."

plastic_pancakes Joined Sun 10/18/09 Posts: 7399	Fri 12/21/12 11:31 PM
"Sometimes you see things the clearest. You're like.... my Mad Hatter when I'm lost in Wonderland. That IS a compliment."

MzMariah Joined Wed 09/21/11 Posts: 90	Sun 12/23/12 05:51 PM
Hmm the other day someone said "I don't think they are an ashole, they just remind me of an ashole I used to know". Ok :)

sweetestgirl11 Joined Fri 09/12/08 Posts: 30087	Sun 12/23/12 10:08 PM
the mad hatter always had a card up his sleeve. anyway it was difficult to remain sane in a land of jumping trains and disappearing cats

plastic_pancakes Joined Sun 10/18/09 Posts: 7399	Tue 12/25/12 10:54 PM
Her: "So how are you?" Me: "Alright, I guess. Christmas was straight. Yours?" Her: "I'm going in for a year. I sold ecstasy to a cop." Me: "On Christmas?" Her: "No, but it's kinda on my mind today."

sweetestgirl11 Joined Fri 09/12/08 Posts: 30087	Fri 12/28/12 06:21 AM
I hear strange things all day because I am in customer service .....not sure where to start......

Torgo70 Joined Fri 06/27/08 Posts: 27387	Mon 02/04/13 06:05 AM
"Having a coffin as a coffee table really helps when you're folding laundry."

Traumer Joined Sun 01/06/13 Posts: 723	Mon 02/04/13 01:39 PM
"Having a coffin as a coffee table really helps when you're folding laundry." When going to college, the cemetery was a few blocks away; we got some cheap pine coffins from the caretaker for bookcases and a couple of coffee tables...painted them and the place looked nice...

youngchildofgod Joined Mon 02/04/13 Posts: 1	Mon 02/04/13 02:00 PM
Today one of my good friend told me: You have been working for long years, what was not pleasing GOD almighty. Now, You are staying at home, because He wants you to practice Faith, and Trust in Him. IF you would working Your focus would be away what God wants you to have today to learn. God Bless You all.

Zimzane2 Joined Mon 01/14/13 Posts: 221	Mon 02/04/13 06:02 PM
How long have you been working here? All day the man replied.

SimplicityAtItsBest Joined Mon 09/10/12 Posts: 960	Mon 02/04/13 06:03 PM
Can I have my sausage back?

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48948	Mon 02/04/13 06:07 PM
Can I have my sausage back? Just what were you doing with the sausage?

SimplicityAtItsBest Joined Mon 09/10/12 Posts: 960	Mon 02/04/13 06:08 PM
Can I have my sausage back? Just what were you doing with the sausage? I was 'testing' it out.

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48948	Mon 02/04/13 06:10 PM
Can I have my sausage back? Just what were you doing with the sausage? I was 'testing' it out.

SimplicityAtItsBest Joined Mon 09/10/12 Posts: 960	Mon 02/04/13 06:11 PM
Can I have my sausage back? Just what were you doing with the sausage? I was 'testing' it out.

shortfire8521 Joined Sat 01/26/13 Posts: 865	Mon 02/04/13 06:13 PM
"The clowns and monkeys in the walls are making too much noise."

sweetestgirl11 Joined Fri 09/12/08 Posts: 30087	Mon 02/04/13 11:51 PM
"Having a coffin as a coffee table really helps when you're folding laundry." great for storage if not a bit morbid

sweetestgirl11 Joined Fri 09/12/08 Posts: 30087	Mon 02/04/13 11:56 PM
the 49ers were the favored team a bit late for that don't u think? well they are the better team well they lost tho I suppose tomorrow they could win it blank look (OK I'm outta here - not in the mood to explain the law averages) (football fans are pretty sorryazz when their team loses the superbowl - as much as I like this friend his unabashed inability to accept defeat is remarkable)

Torgo70 Joined Fri 06/27/08 Posts: 27387	Mon 04/08/13 12:55 PM
I found Warwick Davis in an empty lot once, he tried to follow me home but my mom said we already had too many pets and I had to let him go.