A small boy walks into the room and catches his mum topless. Mummy mummy,what are those he asked pointing to her breasts. Well son, these are baloons,and when u die they inflate and floats u up to heaven. Incredibly he appears to believe this explanation and goes off quite satisfied.two days later while his mother is making tea,he rushes into the kitchen, mommy mommy anut eliza is dying, how do u mean says the mum,well she is out in the garden shed lying on the floor, both her baloons are out and dad keeps blowing them up and she keeps yelling, God am coming am coming. Lol

Lol!!! Oh, mended! You're a riot!

Hehehehehheheheheheheheh thanks babe,been a while