Hello, and a very good morning to you all. My name is Benji: my human is called Benji1010 and - you've guessed it - I am a kitty! My human is making breakfast and has left me here in charge of things so I thought I'd just say a quick "miaow" to you all. My human really is a strange creature in many ways and I do have to keep him under very tight control indeed.

Kippers on the menu this morning, and hot coffee, toast and cigarettes a-plenty, so come on round. And if my human thinks I am making do with cat food he is very much mistaken, believe me.

Have a lovely day.
Miaow!

What is Kippers?
How's that Princess doing now? Hope she gets along ok, big news her carring those Twins.

Miaow, Toodygirl5, from England. Benji the kitty here.

A kipper is a smoked herring and is quite a popular breakfast dish over here. My human, Benji1010, loves kippers and eats them regularly. This morning I have stolen one from the fridge and am going to enjoy it for breakfast: if my human thinks I am going to tolerate common cat food I am afraid he is very much mistaken.

The princes is doing really well, and my contacts in Royal circles inform me that our good friend Chazza is over the moon with the news. Mind you, my good friend Lizzie the Q has really let the side down: instead of having cats she has corgis for company, would you believe! Can you imagine that!

And where exactly is my human, I hear you ask? Well, he is still in bed so, as usual in this household, I have to look after things. I shall find it very hard to forgive him for taking me to the vet several weeks ago ..... but that's another story!

Miaow, and have a lovely day.