Topic: ''Guys With Dumb Wife'''' | |
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Three guys are sitting in a bar when the first guy says,My wife
is so dunb,she carries an automatic garage door opener in her car,we dont even have a garage door,The second guy says my wife is so dumb she has a cellular phone antenna on top of her car she don't even have a cell phone,The third guy says my wife is so dumb, she carries a purse full of rubbers, And she doesn't even have a ****!'' |
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lol
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The doctor says to the expectant father,"Mr allen do you understand why we smack babies when they are born? at that mr allen being an educated man says, "yes, so you can get them to cry and clear their lungs" Doctor says, "sure that's what most people think. Actually we smack the babies when they are born to Knock the ****s off the dumb ones.
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AhahAHahAha hah AH AHahhAH Ah Ha STOP I'M GONNA PEE!
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what do a man on the east coast walking a tightrope between two 100 story building and a man on the west coast getting blown by a 90 year old woman have in common?
DONT LOOK DOWN!!!!!!! |
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Cute
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