i agree with the distance thing..dont' let that stop you. I am with someone from across the US

Here's the deal...If she is a great all around girl that I love the moustache thing would not matter....cause I can wax it for her...and then wax her pits...and then wax the love nest till she is nude as she can get!!

they make new razors every day

Waxing can be fun!! Just watch that ya don't pull off the sun-tan!!

that poor chicken

That chicken comes well basted and ready to eat!!!LOL

and you get the breast or legs? or both?

I am a big leg man so...I will go for the drum sticks!!

Pass the broth I'm dryin' up here!!!

sorry hun, kids drank it all

Well....butter my balls...ain't that a crock o' cow pee...get the I Can't Believe It's Butter out and start swabbi' the deck. It's gettin' real toasty here!!

i'm not gonna comment on that one

LMAO,,,,,,,,,,yeah, the wait to grow out long enough to wax is a b1tch, not to mention embarassing, so out come the pluckers, not to be confused w/the f*ckers....wax don't work on the wirey stuff, and yeah I'm have the Sicilian thing going on..... Venus comes out with a new and improved version every year or so....hey I figure since I just layed out my hairy problem, why not give some tip son how to help....OH!! OH!! and lets not forget Nair....stinky and might as well shave cuz it lasts about as long and can burn like a total B1tch...

Wish I could kick the hormone thing too, but the Dr. runs faster than I do!

OOOPS..That butter is kinda steppin' over the line...it's a lot lot like KY in certain way of using it. I'll just lay here and sizzle...maybe a cute chick will walk by and butter me up!

Creations thanks for the info on the fired up jibbletts! I never tried Nair but I hear that it works better on a males rough hackey sack in lieu of shaving!!

Creation I know what you mean and ive found the Venus to work excellent also I just wish the damn refills werent so flipping expensive . Nair doesnt work it just eats up my skin .... People think its so easy just rake a razor over it but damnit that hurts like a b*itch sometimes . I have super sensitive skin .

I understand Brandy. Me too, but they have come out with disposable Venus and they work just as well. A "little" bit cheaper and last a bit longer.....might want to try it.

Oh, and that chicken thing is scary!!!! I have vegitarian friend who would pass out if I sent that to her......I would but Im just not that mean, LOLOL