Sheldon quote from tonight (explaining why he left a party he himself got together): "They were having fun the wrong way."

I really like this Comedy.
I am still trying to figure out what that song says.lol
Sheldon is so funny!

"Happy kitty, sleepy kitty, purr-purr-purr. Now you."



"AWW, SHAMY!"

Anyone watch the new episode last night? Bernadette was just plain EVIL!

I know that song, I was talking about the Theme song.

I seen it. Amy was the problem she talked down about Howie so bad and built Sheldon up, Bernadette just got so angry.

"Our whole universe was in a hot dense state,
Then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait...
The Earth began to cool,
The autotrophs began to drool,
Neanderthals developed tools,
We built a wall (we built the pyramids),
Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries,
That all started with the big bang!

"Since the dawn of man" is really not that long,
As every galaxy was formed in less time than it takes to sing this song.
A fraction of a second and the elements were made.
The bipeds stood up straight,
The dinosaurs all met their fate,
They tried to leap but they were late
And they all died (they froze their ***** off)
The oceans and Pangea
See ya wouldn't wanna be ya
Set in motion by the same big bang!"

It all started with the big BANG!

It's expanding ever outward but one day
It will pause and start to go the other way,
Collapsing ever inward, we won't be here, it won't be heard
Our best and brightest figure that it'll make an even bigger bang!

Australopithecus would really have been sick of us
Debating how we're here, they're catching deer (we're catching viruses)
Religion or astronomy (Descartes or Deuteronomy)
It all started with the big bang!

Music and mythology, Einstein and astrology
It all started with the big bang!
It all started with the big BANG!

WOW, thank you!

Suzanne20
Now that is what I was talking about!
Thanks

I don't have a favorite quote, but my favorite skit was when Raj found out Sheldon was using his toothbrush to clean his feet. Priceless...

I just love this show. In the darkest hours my Dad was so deesperately ill I could watch this and escape and have a few laughs. Never underestomate the power of a good chuckle.

Would be so cool to have one or more of these stars at a Mingle Bash.

Unfortunately, that was NOT from memory

I didn't know the song was so long. I just know the first part.

Amy: Well, Howard's never gonna go to space again, but Sheldon will always be a genius.
Bernadette: You're right. And, I'm sure Sheldon will get a fancy parking spot again if and when he makes a worthwhile contribution to science.
Amy: If and when?



Bernadette: Gosh, Amy. I'm sensing a little hostility. Is it maybe because like Sheldon's work, your sex life is also theoretical?
Penny: Damn.
Amy: Well, at least, when we do make love, Sheldon won't be thinking about his mother!

Penny: Holy crap on a cracker.

Last night Howard was meeting with Bernadetts Father and mother, It was so funny but ended well. Bernadetts Mom was a nut, she must have got her smarts from her Dad.

Meanwhile, Amy was sick, and Sheldon had to take care of her. Amy got better, but pretended to still be sick for Sheldon's attention. Sheldon found out, and was forced to give Amy a spanking, and that didn't seem to be a problem for Amy.

Amy: Oh my!

Sheldon: You're not supposed to be enjoying this.

Amy: Then perhaps you should spank me harder.

Howard's Mother had a heart attack in the bathroom.
He thought it was because he told her he was going to get married.
Bernadett thought it was her fault because Howard told her that.
Repeat...but it was still Hillarious.

Then Bernadett finds out it wasn't her fault and starts yelling at Howard, sounding a LOT like his mother.


Howard: Is it just me, or does she sound sexy when she's mad?

my favorite is howards kissing machine he built for pria and leonard while she was in India, and howard and raj were testing it together... too funny... actually the look on leonard's face was the funniest...

Too Funny!!!