Topic: WHY DID THE PERSON ABOVE YOU GOT ARRESTED - part 4 | |
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for squeezing the Charmin
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for flannel misdeeds
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for trying to steal the questions to his final exam
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For scaring her neighbor in the dark
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For calling emergency only to order burger.
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for taking that candy from a baby
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For making a move on Willie Wonka's wonka.
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because the cops are a$$holes
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For indecent pose during her pictorial
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For escaping from her hamster cage.
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For scattering every mousetrap he sees to trap me.
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For taking all of the bait in the traps.
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For not putting sunflower seeds on the trap
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For sprouting wings and flying over the traps.
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For giving instructions to the abductor to abduct the abductee on her debut party
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For confusing us by switching between her hamster and human pictures on a daily basis.
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For being TOO silly!
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For being TOO silly! Me? Silly? When did this start? For slipping her silly pills into my breakfast cereal. |
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For being too silly to know he's being too silly...
now that's silly. |
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Wow, that is silly! Not that I'd know.
For spreading rumors about people being too silly to know that they're being too silly. |
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