A magician goes into a store and buys himself a parrot. He taught it to sit on his shoulder while he performed on stage. About 3 years later, the magician is performing on a cruise ship. While he was performing, all of the sudden, the parrot began to heckle him!
He would perform a trick, and the parrot would say, "Arraatt, it's up his sleeve!" The magician couldn't believe it!
He performed another trick, and the parrot said, "Arraatt, it's under his hat!" The magician was in shock, but also beginning to get a might angry!
He performed another trick, and the parrot said, "Arraat, his assistant has it!"
Well, the magician had had enough!! He was just about to grab the parrot, when the ship hit an iceberg, and began to sink.
A couple days later finds the magician and the parrot on the same piece of floating debris. The parrot is pacing back and forth. Every now and then, he would glance at the magician and shake his head, then continue pacing.
Finally, after about an hour of this, the parrot looks at the magician and says, " Alright...I give...Where's the boat?"

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