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Topic: NEED WOMAN NOW
tazzops Joined Sat 12/20/08 Posts: 33333	Thu 09/27/12 08:58 AM Edited by tazzops on Thu 09/27/12 08:58 AM
Hello; Looking for a woman with low self esteem. With a great dog. A fishing boat with both oars and a large motor. That can bait her own hook, while opening me a beer. That can cook barefooted, while stomping on grapes to make my wine. That is an animal in the sack. Get up before I do every morning to make sure the coffee is hot and done before I get up. Make sure my clothes are laid out for me. Meet me at the door with a drink or a fresh opened beer. Rub my feet. Tuck me in at bedtime. Be exciting loving and caring 24/7/365. Has girl friends that want to use me just for sex. Please get back to me soon, only three openings available.

navygirl Joined Sat 06/02/07 Posts: 8118	Thu 09/27/12 09:03 AM
Hello; Looking for a woman with low self esteem. With a great dog. A fishing boat with both oars and a large motor. That can bait her own hook, while opening me a beer. That can cook barefooted, while stomping on grapes to make my wine. That is an animal in the sack. Get up before I do every morning to make sure the coffee is hot and done before I get up. Make sure my clothes are laid out for me. Meet me at the door with a drink or a fresh opened beer. Rub my feet. Tuck me in at bedtime. Be exciting loving and caring 24/7/365. Has girl friends that want to use me just for sex. Please get back to me soon, only three openings available.

tazzops Joined Sat 12/20/08 Posts: 33333	Thu 09/27/12 09:06 AM
A guy has to take chances now and then.

navygirl Joined Sat 06/02/07 Posts: 8118	Thu 09/27/12 09:07 AM
A guy has to take chances now and then. Yep, anything is worth a try.

tazzops Joined Sat 12/20/08 Posts: 33333	Thu 09/27/12 09:08 AM
Not a good try but one non the less.

BellaV Joined Sat 09/06/08 Posts: 16223	Thu 09/27/12 09:19 AM
Hello; Looking for a woman with low self esteem. (not me ) With a great dog. (got 2 of them ) A fishing boat with both oars and a large motor. (kayak ) That can bait her own hook, while opening me a beer. (I will bait any mans hook, specially if he is a princess. ex-bartender ) That can cook barefooted, while stomping on grapes to make my wine. (love being barefooted, hate wine) That is an animal in the sack. (I do pretty good ) Get up before I do every morning to make sure the coffee is hot and done before I get up.(i wake up at 5:30am and have to have my coffee, hope some is left over) Make sure my clothes are laid out for me. (uh no ) Meet me at the door with a drink or a fresh opened beer. (I work alot! so have my green tea ready and rub my feet) Rub my feet. (lol no) Tuck me in at bedtime. (i sure will, lay that pillow right on ur nose and mout... opps i mean under ur head ) Be exciting loving and caring 24/7/365. (I still get aunt floe, so not gonna happen) Has girl friends that want to use me just for sex. (lol yea, we all do that@! ) Please get back to me soon, only three openings available. (haha darn i think i missed the openings! ) I think I failed

tazzops Joined Sat 12/20/08 Posts: 33333	Thu 09/27/12 09:20 AM Edited by tazzops on Thu 09/27/12 09:23 AM
I do make special exceptions for people who fish. P.S. New dead line is the 12 of never. Please get yours in before that dead line.

SimplicityAtItsBest Joined Mon 09/10/12 Posts: 960	Thu 09/27/12 09:35 AM
I can only vouche for 2 of the 14 things on your list. Will that work for ya?

BettyB Joined Tue 01/29/08 Posts: 31912	Thu 09/27/12 10:00 AM
but but i thought you loved me without the fishing

Queene123 Joined Tue 06/26/07 Posts: 17056	Thu 09/27/12 10:02 AM
I do make special exceptions for people who fish. P.S. New dead line is the 12 of never. Please get yours in before that dead line.

tazzops Joined Sat 12/20/08 Posts: 33333	Thu 09/27/12 10:07 AM
I can only vouche for 2 of the 14 things on your list. Will that work for ya? I will indeed get back to you.

tazzops Joined Sat 12/20/08 Posts: 33333	Thu 09/27/12 10:07 AM
but but i thought you loved me without the fishing Yes Betty I do. Hugs dear sweet lady.

tazzops Joined Sat 12/20/08 Posts: 33333	Thu 09/27/12 10:08 AM
I do make special exceptions for people who fish. P.S. New dead line is the 12 of never. Please get yours in before that dead line.

BettyB Joined Tue 01/29/08 Posts: 31912	Thu 09/27/12 10:10 AM
but but i thought you loved me without the fishing Yes Betty I do. Hugs dear sweet lady. would hate to bait a fish...yucky.

tazzops Joined Sat 12/20/08 Posts: 33333	Thu 09/27/12 10:11 AM
but but i thought you loved me without the fishing Yes Betty I do. Hugs dear sweet lady. would hate to bait a fish...yucky. Red feet are okay then.

BettyB Joined Tue 01/29/08 Posts: 31912	Thu 09/27/12 10:15 AM
but but i thought you loved me without the fishing Yes Betty I do. Hugs dear sweet lady. would hate to bait a fish...yucky. Red feet are okay then. [/quote well, lets see can ...Can we compromise and make it white wine?

tazzops Joined Sat 12/20/08 Posts: 33333	Thu 09/27/12 10:17 AM Edited by tazzops on Thu 09/27/12 10:17 AM
but but i thought you loved me without the fishing Yes Betty I do. Hugs dear sweet lady. would hate to bait a fish...yucky. Red feet are okay then. [/quote well, lets see can ...Can we compromise and make it white wine? Okay. But I'm kicking rocks over here.

BettyB Joined Tue 01/29/08 Posts: 31912	Thu 09/27/12 10:25 AM
but but i thought you loved me without the fishing Yes Betty I do. Hugs dear sweet lady. would hate to bait a fish...yucky. Red feet are okay then. [/quote well, lets see can ...Can we compromise and make it white wine? I know...you just hit me one,now I feel compelled to dump red wine all over your head Okay. But I'm kicking rocks over here.

tazzops Joined Sat 12/20/08 Posts: 33333	Thu 09/27/12 10:27 AM
Oh sweet Betty that is un-like you.

BettyB Joined Tue 01/29/08 Posts: 31912	Thu 09/27/12 10:29 AM
Oh sweet Betty that is un-like you. well you did hit me with a rock