But Bestest... how do you expect today's young to know what an Orgasm is, unless they read Cosmo?

You and I and the guys and gals here are old school. We was given the strap (and some of us the strip) if we failed even one homework assignment in Sex Ed, and we were detained if we failed to achieve orgasm. I was even almost expelled, and my father had to appeal to the principal, that my bad academic performance was because I signed up for the wrong class. I was in a physical room with gay Bay boys. They switched me to the room with Nymphos and old Vamps and Cougars, and lo, my marks soared and I got a special commendation at the end of the year.

Ahhh...the yahoo lead-in for sexy photos. Not surprising.
Btw, the polite approach only works half of the time.
Makers of dating sites are well aware of the existence of such scammers/creepers- which is why the 'block' option is there.

Many younguns these days do not appreciate the value of a classroom setting. Sex-ed via tv/mags/movies, even social interaction has become a replacement for real 'teaching.' I say all the old-school folks band together and petition for the reemergence of such traditions

Please first tell me how you envision the "banding together" formation, and then when I know, I'll see what I can do.

Then after that I'll report back here what I can still do. (I'm 58.)

Time to break out the bubbly and celebrate.

This was my FIRST ever joke that resembled, if only ever so slightly, a type of joke by my hero and figurehead of worship, Benny Hill.

No. Restraining orders don't work at all.

You see, the big thing is (literally) that the more you push it down and try to restrain it, the more eagerly it jumps back up.

This is the bane of pubescent boys everwhere. You can't hide it when you are at that age, and you have an impression that you hear the chant "The whole world is watching".

Girls may get the cramps, and the wet-seat feeling, but it's nothing compared to the psychological trauma of a fifty-strong change room audience before gym as you get an unexpected and mainly unstoppable erectio. I don't think girls could survive such embarrassment, if it were possible for them to have the experience. They just go get flashes and flushed and flushes, and the lashes and lushes. That is, red face, by the jock, in their fifties, eye, in their thirties, respectively and in the same order. Make that last one "luscious".

It depends on what they are really looking for on a on-line dating site. A lot of guys think it is a supermarket for easy sex. There are some that are trying to see how you will respond before asking you out. To be fair, there are a lot of women that act the same way these days.

If you haven't dated for a long time, get ready...it's a whole different circus than you remember. LOL.

When the convo starts going in a direction you don't like, you can end it. That is your choice.

You should ask Benny Hill's ghost. He might know

Then the "don't force your morals on us" crowd would scream.