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Topic: Who really owns a man? His mother or wife?
maletruckdriver Joined Sun 10/25/09 Posts: 298	Thu 09/13/12 01:43 PM
very easily ... how? the company i drive for owns me they tell me were to go when to go thats how i dont own myself if i dont go than no money no job

manOfewwords Joined Wed 10/22/08 Posts: 29908	Thu 09/13/12 02:07 PM
I wish somebody owned me, I'm going broke owning myself

Kahurangi Joined Thu 04/26/12 Posts: 1970	Thu 09/13/12 02:20 PM
Mother:- my son must obey me unless he didn't suck my breast 4 1yr, wife:- he sucks mine now and sucked it for more then 5yr and is still sucking, Mother:- I carried him for nine months. Wife:- he was only 3.5kg then, so what's the big deal? I carry him every night and he is 85kg now. Mother.:- he passed between my legs. Wife:- Hahaha, he only passed there once, he stays in-between my legs like everyday. Plss,WHO OWNS A MAN??? Ha!...his mother can keep her baby...but I'll take the man Thanks

maletruckdriver Joined Sun 10/25/09 Posts: 298	Thu 09/13/12 05:01 PM
I wish somebody owned me, I'm going broke owning myself im working and running so much right now that i dont have much time to buy anything but pop cigs and food im working 100 plus hours a week

manOfewwords Joined Wed 10/22/08 Posts: 29908	Fri 09/14/12 07:09 AM
I wish somebody owned me, I'm going broke owning myself im working and running so much right now that i dont have much time to buy anything but pop cigs and food im working 100 plus hours a week working too much to spend your money = early retirement

Bravalady Joined Sun 01/01/12 Posts: 1034	Fri 09/14/12 07:43 AM
The owner of a man is that woman, man, or legal entity of personal identity, who holds the ownership certificate to the man. In case the man is a bigamist, and he is part-owned by two women, he must be evenly split between the wives in case of divorce. The man can sell himself to slavery. This may take several legal forms; such as signing an army enrollment form, getting into a deal of exchange of equally valuable items with the Devil(), or by signing a marriage certificate before a government-accredited officiant and an appropriate number of witnesses with a woman or two. A man may be owned by a bank, by an employer, or by a prison guard, be the PG an officially appointed keeper, or a private collector, who keeps his specimen locked up in his soundproof basement. Sometimes a man is owned by an idea, such as the ideals of Marxism-Leninism, or of the Christian Faith, or of NeoNazi Nationalistic tendencies. Sometimes a whole country is owned by its leader, such as Khmer Rouge, or Nero's Roma, or G.W. Bush's America. In these instances the owner can do any evil to the coutry he owns, without punity of any sort. In some rare instances a man can be owned by a Taiwanese whooping mouse, or by an inaccessibility report filed in the local vehicle driver's licence issuing office. These instances are rare, but much more common than the common man with common knowledge would imagine. () Equal-value exchanges may include, but are not restricted to, the following, as examples: 1. The man's soul for havign sex with Katherine Hepbourne. 2. The man's soul for getting a promotion to head the branch office in Honolulu, Hawaii. 3. The man's soul for allegedly everlasting young life with a virile sexual drive (be careful, this is almost always a trap). 4. The man's soul for a bowl of soup. 5. The man's soul in exchange for the soup bowl. 6. The man's soul in exchange for two numbers of the seven, which are needed to win the superbowl lottery. 7. The man's soul along with 40,000,000 souls of other fans, to get the Cubs win the cup. Picture of Taiwanese whooping mouse, please.

boybrat Joined Tue 05/10/11 Posts: 4	Fri 09/14/12 08:05 AM Edited by boybrat on Fri 09/14/12 08:05 AM
not sure if mother owns me or wife... but then again i have no wife

indianadave4 Joined Wed 02/09/11 Posts: 1308	Fri 09/14/12 05:35 PM
I should think men have a hard enough time trying to put up with a mother-in-law they don't really like. . These poor men. Actually I liked my (ex) mother-in-law.

wux Joined Wed 07/29/09 Posts: 7426	Fri 09/14/12 07:10 PM
Picture of Taiwanese whooping mouse, please. I don't know how to post pictures on this site. Other than my own profile pics. So I put in the only picture in existence of the Canadian Raccoon-Mole mix species, which has 99.99 percent of its DNA in common with the Taiwanese whooping mouse. Enjoy, enjoy. I will change the image back to an image of yours truly, but for the time being it's here for your edification, Bravalady.

s1owhand Joined Fri 05/18/07 Posts: 29437	Fri 09/14/12 07:14 PM
They both pwned me.

msharmony Joined Mon 08/31/09 Posts: 61041	Fri 09/14/12 10:15 PM
I prefer a man to own himself be loyal and owing to his mother until he marries and then be loyal and owing to his wife,,,

ShugahBee Joined Mon 07/23/12 Posts: 241	Fri 09/14/12 11:09 PM
I think no one owns anyone. But if i had to choose a answer I would say the ( mother ) she would be there no matter how many ex wives he had probably

unsure Joined Wed 08/16/06 Posts: 4886	Sat 09/15/12 06:11 AM
You are your own person....no one owns any one! I actually hate when a man thinks he owns me because that is when I have to prove to him that he doesn't. I do tell my son...when mama's not happy, no one is happy! He moved out so now mama is happy!!! Every one has their own life and we as parents borrow our children, then one day...we have to let them go. OH WHAT A HEAVENLY DAY!!! Then you get to see how well you have done by teaching your child...it really is a proud moment! BUT BACK TO THE QUESTION...I OWN MYSELF!

Leigh2154 Joined Sun 10/02/11 Posts: 16479	Sat 09/15/12 06:24 AM
The mother and the wife own shares equally, but the mother-in-law will always hold controlling shares...Men who realize this, understand and embrace it, live happily every after until "death us do part"......

Hikerjohn Joined Sun 08/19/12 Posts: 1028	Sat 09/15/12 06:58 AM Edited by Hikerjohn on Sat 09/15/12 06:58 AM
Wow... I need to buy me one of those then. Can I custom build one? How much?

Hikerjohn Joined Sun 08/19/12 Posts: 1028	Sat 09/15/12 07:05 AM
Actually I am kind of owned by my addiction to the mingle forums. Can someone start a forum recovery thread. I need help.

wux Joined Wed 07/29/09 Posts: 7426	Sat 09/15/12 03:41 PM
The mother and the wife own shares equally, but the mother-in-law will always hold controlling shares...Men who realize this, understand and embrace it, live happily every after until "death us do part"...... Well said.

navygirl Joined Sat 06/02/07 Posts: 8118	Sat 09/15/12 04:58 PM
Actually I am kind of owned by my addiction to the mingle forums. Can someone start a forum recovery thread. I need help. There is only so much help we can give you. You are on your own now.

manOfewwords Joined Wed 10/22/08 Posts: 29908	Sun 09/16/12 02:08 PM
The mother and the wife own shares equally, but the mother-in-law will always hold controlling shares...Men who realize this, understand and embrace it, live happily every after until "death us do part"...... hmmmm

1SOPHIAIUX Joined Sun 10/09/11 Posts: 881	Sun 09/16/12 02:20 PM
I respectfully challenged both! It sounds like being on "a leash!?"... all the time! I strongly believe that before I become a "we"-----life -partner and I---, I need to be myself; FIRST. : )