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Topic: How long is long enough before passing wind in front of that
metalwing's photo
Mon 09/10/12 04:50 PM
Let's class this thread up a little!



Mended1's photo
Mon 09/10/12 05:41 PM
*LMHO* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA..ye! Ma ribs, . You two r funny..

SimplicityAtItsBest's photo
Mon 09/10/12 10:49 PM
It's a natural bodily function - Just don't do it while I have my mouth open. Haha.

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Tue 09/11/12 05:53 AM
How long is long enough before passing wind in front of that


thee answer my friend
is blowing in the wind
thee answer
is blowing in the wind

TRANSLATION:
doesn't matter how long you known someone, the outcome (no pun intended) all depends on what they ate

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Tue 09/11/12 06:53 AM

..to fart ..or not to fart..that is the question..spock

Jtevans's photo
Tue 09/11/12 07:27 AM
Dutch Oven!!! smokin

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Tue 09/11/12 08:04 AM
My stepdad would always point you out if you did. I think this is why I feel uncomfortable if I accidentally let one slip infront of anyone. Not a pride thing. He was just a really loud person, who liked to take the mickey out of everyone. Basically a loud mouth. laugh. I'm more of a quiet type. We did get on great. Just not if he went overboard with the picking on people bit. I'm more comfortable with it, if someone can show humor about it. It shouldn't have to be shameful. It's a natural function.

navygirl's photo
Tue 09/11/12 04:12 PM
Edited by navygirl on Tue 09/11/12 04:21 PM
I let one go in a department store aisle and ran away; so the ex-boyfriend got the dirty looks as they thought he did it. laugh Guess this is why I stay single. blushing

metalwing's photo
Tue 09/11/12 06:07 PM
In modern times, it is ever more important to be educated.




A

Air attack
Air biscuit
Air Tulip
B

Backblast
Backdoor trumpet
Backdraft
Back-fire
Backwards Burp
Bake breeze biscuits
Bake brownies
Barking spiders (for a loud fart)
Bean bombs
Blanket Ripper
Blotch
Blow kisses
Blow off
Blow your horn
Blurter
Bomber
Booty bomb
Bottom burp
Break the sound barrier
Break wind
Breezer
Brown Haze
Brown Mist
Burn bad powder
Burp out the wrong end
Burp that went astray
Butt bomb
Butt burp
Butt Trumpet
Butt yodeling
C

Cheek squeaker
Cheese
Cheeser
Chemical warfare
Code Red (call in the biohazard squad!)
Colon Calamities
Crack a fart
Crop dusting (to drop a fart as walking by people)
Cut the cheese
D

Deal one
Depth charger
Degas
Drop a beast
Drop a thumper
Drop one's guts
Duck Call
Duvet Lifter
E

Effluviate
Emmission
Eruption
Evacuation Siren
Execute one
Expulsions
F

Fart (first used in the 14th century)
Fire in the hole
Flabbergaster
Flame-throwers
Flaming cornhole
Flatulence
Flatus
Float an air biscuit
Fluff
Flutter the sheets
Fog Horn
G

Gas
Gasser
Guff
Grime bubble
H

Honker
Hurricane
Hydrogen bombs
J

Jet Turbo
K

Kill the canary

L

Let a badger loose
Let a toot and then shoot
Let Fluffy off the chain
Let one go/let one off/ let one rip/let one fly
Let Freddy out of jail
Loud but Proud
Low flying geese
M

Make a stink
Message from the interior minister
Methane
Misdirected Burp
Musky Turnip
N

Nether belch
O

Open your purse
Open the lunch box
P

Paint Peeler
Pants Geese
Pass wind
Pocket frog
Pocket thunder
Pollute the atmosphere
Pop Off
Pop tarts
Popcorn Machine
Puff
Puffer
Q

Quack
R

Rambunctious rectum
Raspberry
Rattler
Release the ducks
Rip snorter
Roar from the rear
Room clearer
Rump ripper
S

S.B.D. short for silent but deadly
Seismic
Shoot bunnies
Silent but Violent
Smelly jelly
Smell-o-rama
Sphincter Whistle
Squeak the breeze
Stench of Death
Step on a carpet frog
Step on a duck
Stink
Stinker
Strike up the colliery band
T

Take an air dump
Tear Jerker
Terminal Flatulence
Thunder Below
Thunder Flutter
Tooters
Toot-toots
Toothless Speech
Trouser cough
Trumpet
Tush Ticklers
Tushie belches
U

Underpant demon
V

Voice of the toothless one
W

Whistle down the y-fronts
Whiffy
Wind
Window Rattler
Windy pops
Z

Zephyr

Kaleijoscope's photo
Tue 09/11/12 06:44 PM
...and thats fart lesson 101 for us...haizt! so much to learn.,

metalwing's photo
Tue 09/11/12 08:31 PM
Lesson number two - Fart Logic



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Wed 09/12/12 02:27 PM
in Chicago we have no problem with people passing wind

Chicago is "The Windy City"

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