Topic: A little Sunday humor!!..."The Keeper of the Bee" | |
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"The Keeper of the Bee"
Off to the farmers market, it's Saturday sunrise To look, to taste, to sample when much to my surprise I noticed something fresh and new almost immediately A spotless booth with golden jars all filled with sweet honey I drifted over to this place to get a closer look Was greeted by a gentle man and quick my hand he took Hello he said, Bee welcomed to my honey booth Would you care to sample my nectar sweet and smooth I blinked my eyes once or twice, I must compose myself The bees were buzzing in my head, this man was sooooo top shelf His eyes the color of the sea, not blue, not green, but both My hand in his so comfortably, I cleared my throat and spoke Hello bee keeper I am Leigh, the pleasure is all mine I'd love to taste your nectar, on your honey dine He dropped my hand like it was hot, burning in his palm Picked up a plastic spoon, reached for the nectar balm He barely dipped the spoon tip into the honey pot A tiny taste he offered me, a tease to hit the spot His honey was the sweetest, the best I ever had I licked my lips then licked the spoon, God this man was bad Could I have another, just one tiny taste Would you fill the spoon, I haven't time to waste He understood immediately my need was quite intense He leaned in close, then closer, said let me offer this Those eyes were baring down on me, my heart was beating fast I began to contemplate how long pure honey, stored, would last Let me make an offer I know you can't refuse The best offer you'll get today, no way that you can lose I will sell you every jar of my nectar sweet At a price, please understand, you're never going to beat His honey now sits crystallizing, top shelf of my pantry My grocery money for the year with the keeper of the bee… ©2012 |
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thanks for that, made me smile.
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Edited by
bastet126
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Sun 08/12/12 12:33 PM
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i swear! i know that honey, and that bee man
he came through town once, yes, by way of caravan his words spoke gently upon my ear those gifts in jars, scrumptuous sweet, my dear!! so smooth was he, almost was i, caught hynotized and his price, so tempting, of this, i can not lie but, soon my sneezes got the best of me i fear, of honey, dear sir, i'm overcome with allergy!! ((sorry, leigh, i had no idea... else, i would have taken some!)) |
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That was nice ,I like honey on biscuits in the morning. I see signs sometimes in people yards they sell honey but i never stoped to check it out but i think I will next time i see one .Usually people are selling tatars or tomatoes.
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Thank you for the flowers Tazz, takes a hell of a man to get me to part with my money!! For you |
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thanks for that, made me smile. (((Rich)))...Do you have any idea how much I like you!!! Another one just for you |
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Cutes!!! Thank you for reading! |
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i swear! i know that honey, and that bee man he came through town once, yes, by way of caravan his words spoke gently upon my ear those gifts in jars, scrumptuous sweet, my dear!! so smooth was he, almost was i, caught hynotized and his price, so tempting, of this, i can not lie but, soon my sneezes got the best of me i fear, of honey, dear sir, i'm overcome with allergy!! ((sorry, leigh, i had no idea... else, i would have taken some!)) Can you use some crystal? Thank you beauty...If he comes round again, tie him up and call me... ...Ménage à Trois |
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thanks for that, made me smile. (((Rich)))...Do you have any idea how much I like you!!! Another one just for you Thank you for that Vicki, |
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That was nice ,I like honey on biscuits in the morning. I see signs sometimes in people yards they sell honey but i never stoped to check it out but i think I will next time i see one .Usually people are selling tatars or tomatoes. ShugahBee...you sweet honey bee you!!...Me too, honey on hot biscuits is a favorite!... TY for reading and commenting ...Happy you are here! |
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Note to self. . .Don't trust men with that sweet honey charm:)
Sweet write Leigh:) |
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Ah Leigh . . . this was nice. Now make sure you behave the next time you hit the market!!
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i can totally relate, and thank you,. Leigh!..nice write, left me smiling..
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thanks for that, made me smile. (((Rich)))...Do you have any idea how much I like you!!! Another one just for you Thank you for that Vicki, |
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Note to self. . .Don't trust men with that sweet honey charm:) Sweet write Leigh:) Put it in red letters Penny and tape it to the bathroom mirror....He was a very delicious....I mean dangerous man that bee keeper!! TY for reading and commenting! |
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Ah Leigh . . . this was nice. Now make sure you behave the next time you hit the market!! I'll try Mig, but can't promise.... TY for reading! |
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i can totally relate, and thank you,. Leigh!..nice write, left me smiling.. (((Kale))) Now I'm smiling! Thank you! |
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Edited by
manOfewwords
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Tue 08/14/12 01:10 PM
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WTH? I'm gone for a few da...uh minutes and you're all over some farmer . maybe I need to cut off a finger or twO (yours of course), then maybe you'll learn to behave while I'm away
nice poem tho |
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