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I would rather have a big, bouncy azz then a flat, no azz Ditto...........I was blessed with a big arse.... 
But then he did not forget the boobs on the way either ... 
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...looking in the mirror you realize, "MY GOD, I HAVE GOT A FAT AZZ!!!" What do you do? Gee, I don't know. Brush the Doritos dust off my chest, put down the box of Ho Hos and the Mountain dew big gulp, turn off the focking TV, get off the focking couch, and get my fat azz to the gym? Maybe? |
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I would give one half of everything I own to have a big, bouncy azz instead of the luscious, full, bouncy breasts God gave me!!!
I don't understand. Would you please demonstrate the latter part of your statement? [We Melmacians are still learning about you humans.] |
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...looking in the mirror you realize, "MY GOD, I HAVE GOT A FAT AZZ!!!" What do you do? Panic is an applicable answer! Personally I would probably take a marker and write 'wide load' on my backside! That would inspire me to work that backside off! I would increase my workouts and eat less. |
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Your hair looks fantastic navygirl, just grow it longer to cover the wide load!
Seriously I like the new photo... |
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Your hair looks fantastic navygirl, just grow it longer to cover the wide load!
Seriously I like the new photo... You are too funny. That isn't my hair; its just a wig that I wore for my costume but I am growing it out. |
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...looking in the mirror you realize, "MY GOD, I HAVE GOT A FAT AZZ!!!" What do you do? That's a good question for a woman, but what about a man who realizes, "I have a fat stomach!!!"? 
Shake that sexy BODY! |
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