Subject: Urinal too high


4th graders, accompanied by two female teachers, went on a field trip to the
local racetrack (Churchill Downs)to learn about thoroughbred horses and the
supporting industry(Bourbon), but mostly to see the horses.


When it was time to take the children to the bathroom it was decided that
the girls would go with one teacher and the boys would go with the other. The
teacher assigned to the boys was waiting outside the men's room when one of the
boys came out and told her that none of them could reach the urinal.


Having no choice, she went inside, helped the boys with their pants, and
began hoisting the little boys up one by one holding onto their "wee wees" to
direct the flow.

As she lifted one, she couldn't help but notice that he was unusually well
endowed. Trying not to show that she was staring, the teacher said, "You must
be in the 4th grade."


"No, ma'am, "he replied. "I'm the jockey riding Silver Arrow in the
seventh.

hahaha funny........at work I swear they thought they were making the toilets for chuckie cheeze......geeeeez and Im short!!!!

omg thats funny...lol...i'm 4'11 and in the bathroom at the store or where i can dangel my legs..LMAO...and barly touch the floor while sitting on the pot...lmao but my friend just bought a house and the first time i'm there i walk in and EVERYONE scream OMG sherrie we have something just ur size go look in the bathroom and i'm like yeah no not about to go see what is in the bathroom that is my size...just didn't sound right and well they talked me into going in there and they had a freakin midget tolet..lmao it was great but a little to short felt like my knees were in my eyes..lol i feel sorry for my friend cause he is 6'3...lmao

Omg that was so funny.