Just be careful, when I posted this I thought it was a great ide, but I didnt research it all, I didnt even think that there may be people who would take money from anyone.

So be careful, research before you do anything, find the companies that need people, we have more workers flown in daily.
Any company will talk to you before hiring you, it will not all be done by email and the mining locations and sites are well documented.
And over here nobody will care if ring to find out if they are real, just let them know that you are just checking up before filling in any applications.

think its a con that site. they always say they can help and ask for money with in seconds

Trolls..gotta love em! :)

I, on the other hand, have heard of Australia Mining company. Several times. I concede that all of those times were inside this thread, but hey.

If I ever moved to Australia, it would be for the women, not for the Coal Mines or Uranium mines. Be Mine, o Australia, my little lady continent!!! (Better than incontinent, anyway. Much better.)

I think he needs to be single, happy, apply, and horny.

Why do you think all these Aussies who are cajouling men to mine in Australia, are all women?

Plus, the mining companies they name don't even exist.

It's all part of a big hoax to invite men to that Down Under continent to keep these wonderful and pretty ladies happy!! Can't you guys see this? Don't you have eyes? Have you NEVER heard the expression "conspiracy theories"? For Crhissakes.

Women of Australia are calling men of all other continents that there is a lot of work to be done down under. They say that is the only way to keep the women there happy. I buy that.

Women want miners, because those are strong, well built guys. Whether there are mines there or not, is a completely different and rather very unimportant issue. The one issue that counts here is that if you are young, male, strapping, you are wanted by the lovely ladies of Australia. So shut up and just go there already. If not for your own sake, then for the good of god, women and the country.

"Do not ask what you can do for yourself... ask, instead, what you can do to keep those pretty ladies happy."

I hope you won't have to sleuth around too long to find out what it is that the pretty ladies of Australia want from you, you young, handsome, robustly built, very potent and muscular tall men of America.

Yep it's true, we have eaten all our men and need to repopulate


There are no mines, we just need more American men, we have already grabbed the US marines who have been arriving and are now looking for some newer blood

Don't tell everyone WUX

Tickled your squeeky clean pretty little feminine fancy, eh, pretty sheila. (Shiksa?)

Your a great bloke Wux,
You would fit right in. Are you sure you don't want to come down under.

I really don't know how to answer that. I am totally up to here with North America and the unwritten puritanic sexual laws of the land on who can do it with whom.

It's a toss-up between four places to go to: England, for the accent, south Africa, for the accent, France, for their love of poetry and philosophy, or Australia, for their accent and absolutely fantastic-looking women.

Now. English women are usually free-thinkers, they don't give that much hoot to what society expects of them, and since this is how most of them are, society stopped expecting anything of them; therefore nothing they do surprises anyone. They are free, and they know it.

French women are stubbly and mustachy, but full of real charm. I don't know how they do it. A French woman appears in the room, and she is charm personified. Even if she is bitter. French women know how to mix charm with being dutiful. They are hard workers, and most of their charm is also shining through their industrious attitude.

South African women have big teeeets and sexy accents.

Australians... oh, my. I have never seen a visually unbecoming woman from Down Under. They are brilliant, too, under the bright sunlight, with their creamy white, pale white, chalk white, or perhaps freckled skins. They are completely out of their element in terms of climate and geography, and that in turn brought out of them the element of freedom, not giving too much hoot about what people on other continents would say about their attitudes and behaviour.

I think I like a woman who is free; she has the freedom of choice, the freedom of thought, the freedom of self-expression, the freedom from constantly having to make moral judgements over others. The freedom to think for herself, the freedom to know she doesn't need to dominate men to become equal with those men. Australian women have that certain self-assurance and calm, relaxed readiness, which inner strength only can give to someone.

You see sometimes a heated argument on the street; and a huge, big man, with huge muscles shows up. He emanates calmness, and people calm down in an instant. He is not hurried, he speaks in a quite voice, he is cool. He is cool because he knows he has not got to prove anything to anyone, and least of all to himself.

So this is how Aussie women strike me. They are cool; they are hot; they know their own strength, and they know they don't need to prove anything to anyone.

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I think I'll die in Canada, though. Why not? Why be happy in the short little while of the balance of my existence on this planet? then I'll curse myself for having wasted almost sixty years in the wrong place.

No, I won't move. Not that I am happy here or something. No, I am not happy. But maybe happiness is not where it's at.

GAAAAAAA!!!! I AM STARTING TO SOUND LIKE A MORALIZING NORTH AMERICAN!!! If I don't watch myself carefully, next I know I'll be thumping a bible against some pulpit in some small-town-Canada evangelist prayer house.


Geeez, they put you throgh the wringler, don't they, until you conform.

And then I'd go to Aussie and I would feel I was in the wringler, to press and sqeeze out all the penned-up broomsticks form my lower intestines. You see, one of the biggest restrctions in life is to be free. You need to think yourself every turn, what is good by YOU, by your own feelings, because there is nobody to tell you THIS is good, and THAT is wrong. In America people have been told that for too long, and now they can't think at all for themselves. This is a tragedy. Not because they are sheep and their minds are helpless putty in the big hands of their propaganda machine; well, that too, okay, that's bad too. But the biggest tragedy comes from how women of America are although pretty, yet still captive birds in the golden cage of the immature and childish, but almighty moralism of Norht American Puritanism.

I think I will have to print this out to remind myself how wonderful I am
I love being Australian, I love that I grew up without many boundries, that I was as good as everyone.
I love that it doesnt matter who you are what you have or where you live, the only thing that matters is who you are.
I am not judged because i drive the wrong car or don't want to mix with the right people, cause frankly who cares.

My life is mine to do as I please and people either like it or lump it no worries either way.

The fact is that we are all the same and we all have the same chance to be whoever we want to be. I don't think that here there is really much that can hold you back , except yourself..

So yep I am proud to be Aussie, I wouldnt change it for the world.. You could come and visit, we can have an Aussie mingle meet.

This is funny. A realization occurred to me: Unwritten laws are more binding than the written ones.

Say: Canada or the USA has written laws, in the legal books. So do European countries and Australia.

And all of those have unwritten laws.

My point is that the unwritten laws get broken at a much lower rate than the written ones.

For instance, take thieving. In most societies, thieving is punishable by law. And the statistics are easily taken; the annals of courts keep them.

There are approx. the same ratio of thieves to non-thieves in ALL western-type democratic societies. If there is one theft for 100 people, and one rape for 10,000 people, and one terorrist act for each 1,000,000 people in a population, like in that of England, then the same ratios will exist in America, in Japan, in Australia.

However. In North America the unwritten rule is to follow the rules of the bible. In matters of morality.

In Europe and in Australia there is less of a pressure to follow Biblical moral rules.

And thus, if in North America 1 husband cheats on his wife, out of every 10,000 husbands, then in Europe 2 husbands cheat on their wives, out of every three husbands.

The unwritten law is more binding; it garners more compliance. The laws of the courts are adhered to by people in a lesser compliance rate than the laws of morality, which is established by a concensus which is shaped by, and is constantly in flux in a society; and yet those unwritten laws are surprisingly stagnant and constant over very long periods of time.

I think your word is law, at least in the country, if you shake on it, it is done..

Hell, I'd go live Down Under. But I want a Kowala bear as a pet.

They are so cute, but we dont have any up here, how about a croc or a snake

I want a marsupial werewolf like in The Howling III.

You can have a drop bear.

What????? No Kowala's???

Wait. What the hell is a drop bear?

Must be a country thang...because i've never heard of a drop bear either....sounds funky though :-)

They are related to the Bunyip. Horrid things.

And Torgo would indeed want one.

Bunyips are cool!!!

It's the die-hard Bogans and their mullet hairstyles that frighten me