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Topic: Welcome To The Darth Side?
Torgo70 Joined Fri 06/27/08 Posts: 27387	Fri 07/19/13 06:19 AM Edited by Torgo70 on Fri 07/19/13 06:23 AM
You Might Be A Redneck Jedi Knight If... Your Jedi robe is camouflage. You ever uttered the phrase, "May the force be with y'all." You have ever used the force in conjunction with fishing/bowling. You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Boone's Farm Strawberry Hill. At least one wing of your X-wing is primer colored. You have bantha horns on the front of your landspeeder. You describe the taste of an Ewok as "jus' like chicken." You have ever had a B-wing up on blocks in your yard. The worst part of spending time on planet Dagobah is "them dadgum skeeters." Wookies are offended by your B.O. You have ever used the force to get yourself another beer so you wouldn't have to wait for a commercial. Your father has ever said to you, "Shoot, son, come on over to the dark side...it'll be a hoot!" You have ever had your R-2 unit use its self-defense electro-shock thingy to get the barbecue grill to light. You have a confederate flag painted on your flight helmet. You ever fantasized about Princess Leia wearing Daisy Duke shorts. You have the doors of your X-wing welded shut and you have to get in through the window. You kinda think that Jabba the Hutt had a pretty good handle on how to treat his women. You have ever accidentally referred to Darth Vader's evil empire "them damn Yankees." You have a cousin who bears a strong resemblance to Chewbacca. In your opinion, that See-Threepio fellow "just ain't right." You suggested that they outfit the Millennium Falcon with a Lazy-Boy recliner. The REAL reason you got into a fight in the cantina was because you ordered Bud Light...and they didn't have it. You knew Princess Leia was your sister all along.

canucksfan94 Joined Fri 07/05/13 Posts: 153	Fri 07/19/13 06:41 AM Edited by canucksfan94 on Fri 07/19/13 06:41 AM
@Torgo70: @2KidsMom: howdy there miss ...lol

canucksfan94 Joined Fri 07/05/13 Posts: 153	Fri 07/19/13 06:43 AM Edited by canucksfan94 on Fri 07/19/13 06:53 AM


canucksfan94 Joined Fri 07/05/13 Posts: 153	Fri 07/19/13 06:59 AM Edited by canucksfan94 on Fri 07/19/13 07:02 AM
My name is Dave and I was a Stormtrooper... Life was good working for the Empire, carefree days... really carefree The job even put you out there from time to time, the opportunities... ...but then you make one little mistake, one tiny innocent mistake and the next thing you know, it's all over. My wife kicked me out... I was begging for spare change on the street ...and now I do whatever it takes to make it by The little mistakes can cost you everything kids ...my name is Dave, and I approve this message.

2KidsMom Joined Tue 09/30/08 Posts: 58206	Fri 07/19/13 07:06 AM
You Might Be A Redneck Jedi Knight If... Your Jedi robe is camouflage. You ever uttered the phrase, "May the force be with y'all." You have ever used the force in conjunction with fishing/bowling. You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Boone's Farm Strawberry Hill. At least one wing of your X-wing is primer colored. You have bantha horns on the front of your landspeeder. You describe the taste of an Ewok as "jus' like chicken." You have ever had a B-wing up on blocks in your yard. The worst part of spending time on planet Dagobah is "them dadgum skeeters." Wookies are offended by your B.O. You have ever used the force to get yourself another beer so you wouldn't have to wait for a commercial. Your father has ever said to you, "Shoot, son, come on over to the dark side...it'll be a hoot!" You have ever had your R-2 unit use its self-defense electro-shock thingy to get the barbecue grill to light. You have a confederate flag painted on your flight helmet. You ever fantasized about Princess Leia wearing Daisy Duke shorts. You have the doors of your X-wing welded shut and you have to get in through the window. You kinda think that Jabba the Hutt had a pretty good handle on how to treat his women. You have ever accidentally referred to Darth Vader's evil empire "them damn Yankees." You have a cousin who bears a strong resemblance to Chewbacca. In your opinion, that See-Threepio fellow "just ain't right." You suggested that they outfit the Millennium Falcon with a Lazy-Boy recliner. The REAL reason you got into a fight in the cantina was because you ordered Bud Light...and they didn't have it. You knew Princess Leia was your sister all along.

2KidsMom Joined Tue 09/30/08 Posts: 58206	Fri 07/19/13 07:07 AM
@Torgo70: @2KidsMom: howdy there miss ...lol Morning ((Canuck))

2KidsMom Joined Tue 09/30/08 Posts: 58206	Fri 07/19/13 07:30 AM


Torgo70 Joined Fri 06/27/08 Posts: 27387	Fri 07/19/13 07:34 AM
@Torgo70:

2KidsMom Joined Tue 09/30/08 Posts: 58206	Fri 07/19/13 07:35 AM
My name is Dave and I was a Stormtrooper... Life was good working for the Empire, carefree days... really carefree The job even put you out there from time to time, the opportunities... ...but then you make one little mistake, one tiny innocent mistake and the next thing you know, it's all over. My wife kicked me out... I was begging for spare change on the street ...and now I do whatever it takes to make it by The little mistakes can cost you everything kids ...my name is Dave, and I approve this message.

Torgo70 Joined Fri 06/27/08 Posts: 27387	Fri 07/19/13 07:40 AM


Torgo70 Joined Fri 06/27/08 Posts: 27387	Fri 07/19/13 07:42 AM
Carrie Fisher, and her stunt double enjoying the Tatooine suns...

Torgo70 Joined Fri 06/27/08 Posts: 27387	Fri 07/19/13 07:43 AM
Yep, definitely brother and sister...

Torgo70 Joined Fri 06/27/08 Posts: 27387	Fri 07/19/13 07:44 AM


Torgo70 Joined Fri 06/27/08 Posts: 27387	Fri 07/19/13 07:46 AM
After destroying the Death Star, there's nothing like a cold beer... http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=0r_GcNJDSg8

Torgo70 Joined Fri 06/27/08 Posts: 27387	Fri 07/19/13 07:49 AM


Journeyman236 Joined Thu 05/09/13 Posts: 2786	Fri 07/19/13 07:55 AM
I can't believe how young they look, especially Harrison Ford! Someone told me the other day that the original Star Wars & the evil empire was based on Nazi Germany. Y'all think there's any truth to that?

2KidsMom Joined Tue 09/30/08 Posts: 58206	Fri 07/19/13 07:56 AM
Carrie Fisher, and her stunt double enjoying the Tatooine suns...

canucksfan94 Joined Fri 07/05/13 Posts: 153	Fri 07/19/13 08:00 AM
I can't believe how young they look, especially Harrison Ford! Someone told me the other day that the original Star Wars & the evil empire was based on Nazi Germany. Y'all think there's any truth to that? It's quite possible since that was a strong theme for inspiration to many writers in that time. The Daleks from Dr. Who were based on the Nazis.

canucksfan94 Joined Fri 07/05/13 Posts: 153	Fri 07/19/13 08:01 AM
@Torgo70: where'd you dig these up? Good job.

Journeyman236 Joined Thu 05/09/13 Posts: 2786	Fri 07/19/13 08:02 AM
I can't believe how young they look, especially Harrison Ford! Someone told me the other day that the original Star Wars & the evil empire was based on Nazi Germany. Y'all think there's any truth to that? It's quite possible since that was a strong theme for inspiration to many writers in that time. The Daleks from Dr. Who were based on the Nazis. It makes sense, just heard that for the first time tho. I'm sure Torgo can bring some light to the question.