It was a really bad day at work today and on the way home I got into an accident. I rear ended a car. I just sat there almost in tears and the driver of the other car got out. To my amazement it was a dwarf. And he looked really really mad. He came back to my car and said "I am not Happy" and all I could do was look at him and say "then which one are you?".

(No offense intended for any little people that might read this)Believe me, I make fun of my own background, weight, eyesight etc all the time too.

omg that just made my day thank you

So did you get a ticket for causing the accident or what.

No ticket... its a joke... you know... the 7 dwarfs and he's not HAPPY.

ooooooh, sorry damn should have looked at the above, community, jokes, funny stories etc.

lol