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Edited by
uk1971
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Fri 07/20/12 01:58 AM
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A mosquito landed on my balls... Hardest decision of my life. 
A salesman knocked on my door today. I opened it and said, "You'll have to be quick mate, I'm running around like a nutter in here." "Who is your current energy supplier?" he asked. I said, "Red Bull." 
Why did the blonde climb over the glass wall? to see what was on the other side. 
I mistook the Facebook status box for Google search, and now I don't have to go to family functions any more. 
'Welcome to Facebook - Log In, Sign Up or Learn More' I didnt Log in,I didnt Sign up and I read a book. 
I said to my girlfriend, "Please get me a newspaper." "Don't be silly," she replied, "you can borrow my iPad." That f***ing spider never knew what hit it! 
Yesterday,I bought loads and loads of women's body spray that I'm sure I'll never use. It was an Impulse buy.
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