the one crazy thing i did when i was about 4 or 5yrs old , i thought i was superman and i got on top of the toilet and i jumped from there into the bathtub and i crack my head and my mom called my dr wife to let him know that they were bringing me in. i had like 8 stiches im not sure but maybe more...but then it wasent funny but now you think back it was kindve

idk i for got

My friend and I used to cuss and swear and we thought it was just the funniest thing ever... And we used to order food on the phone from places and never pick it up. It was all we could do to keep from laughing out loud on the phone, which would spoil our plan, because then the place we were calling would know it was all a joke. We used to alter the sound on movies to make the people say stupid stuff that would make our friends laugh when they saw it.

I saved all my stupid stuff for the teenage years. I'm not going to confess to any of it.

i used to pull knives on other kids.. and i used to um.. never mind.. but yeah i was a bad kid

Okay when I was about 6 or 7 I would swat flies only enough to injure them then put them in my little home made fly hospital.

I grew up on a farm and we would periodically find nests of rotten chicken eggs. The eggs would get really hard when they were rotten but boy when they broke - WOW!!! Anyway, we used to get together with the neighbor kids and play baseball with the rotten eggs.

U LOOK LIKE A BAD KID

I used to always try to hide the paddle so when my mom wanted to spank me she had to search a long time to find it, which delayed the pain but made it last longer...

hahaha only if you knew

my mom always did house cleaning everysunday in our apt in new yourk and i decided to poop behind the couch and a week later she found it and asked me y i did that and i told her that a pigoen came through the fire escape a nd pooped behind the couch it wasnt me , and another one was the jehovas witness people used to come over and leave there watchtowes with my mom well were not witnesses but my mom took them to be polite well she was washing the dishes and i happened to answer the door and once again they gave me the magazines and i said i dont know y u give them to my mom all she does is throw them away when u leave well my mom smacked the **** outta me when they left, they never came again though!! by the way i wa like5 when both incidents happened

haha!!!
i was 7 and i was playing in my
uncles shop!!
i got in his race car
and started it up
it was cool till i drove through the back wall i revers!!
yeah oppps!!!

damn big haha i bet you had a nice talking too


i used to set things on fire... and make people do things they didnt wanna do.. hahah

I always thought my cat could fly so I threw him down the stairs....let's just put it this way..kitty didn't like me after that

Ummmmmm I used to eat lipstick and smear it all over the walls......I was also a painter with whatever was in my diaper.......

I used to strip off all my clothes and run around the streets naked.........


I jumped off the roof of the house with an umbrella trying to be Mary Poppins......

did ya break any bones Mary?

haha no I was an agile lass!!!