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Topic: Little Girl on a Plane
uk1971 Joined Tue 04/10/07 Posts: 22015	Thu 07/05/12 02:22 AM
An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane, when he turned to her and said, "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you talk with your fellow passenger!" The little girl, who had just started reading a book, replied to the total stranger, "What would you want to talk about?" "Oh. I don't know," Said the atheist. "How about, there is no god, or heaven, or hell, or no life after death." As he smiled smugly. "OK" She said. "Those could be interesting subjects. But. Let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow and a deer ALL eat the same stuff.......Grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, But a horse produces clumps. WHY do you suppose that." The atheist, surprised at the little girls intelligence, thinks about it and says, "Hmmmm. I have no idea." To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss God, Heaven and Hell, or life after death when you don't know sh it?"

msharmony Joined Mon 08/31/09 Posts: 61041	Thu 07/05/12 03:02 AM
terrible for a little girl to behave in such a way but hilarious message,,,

bb8dan Joined Wed 02/29/12 Posts: 7	Thu 07/05/12 03:09 AM
Superb story hahaha

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Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48950	Thu 07/05/12 08:36 PM
An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane, when he turned to her and said, "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you talk with your fellow passenger!" The little girl, who had just started reading a book, replied to the total stranger, "What would you want to talk about?" "Oh. I don't know," Said the atheist. "How about, there is no god, or heaven, or hell, or no life after death." As he smiled smugly. "OK" She said. "Those could be interesting subjects. But. Let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow and a deer ALL eat the same stuff.......Grass. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, But a horse produces clumps. WHY do you suppose that." The atheist, surprised at the little girls intelligence, thinks about it and says, "Hmmmm. I have no idea." To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss God, Heaven and Hell, or life after death when you don't know sh it?" Sorry. I beat you to it. I told this joke in an earlier thread. http://mingle2.com/topic/show/330016

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