Topic: REDHEAD JOKES.
uk1971's photo
Tue 07/31/07 09:25 AM
How do you get a redhead to argue with you?
Say something

How do you get a redhead's mood to change?
Wait 10 seconds

If you love a Redhead, set her free ...
If she follows you everywhere you go, pitches a tent in your front lawn and puts your new girlfriend in the hospital, she's yours.

What's safer: a redhead or a piranha?
The piranha. They only attack in schools.

How do you know a guy at the beach has a redhead for a girlfriend?
She has scratched "stay off MY TURF!" on his back with her nails.

What do you call a Redhead with an attitude?
Normal

What does a redhead, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common?
Men always miss them.

What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A redhead!

How do you know when your redhead has forgiven you?
She stops washing your clothes in the toilet bowl

How do you know when a redhead has been using a computer?
There's a hammer embedded in the monitor

Only two things are necessary to keep a redhead happy.
One is to let her think she is having her own way,
and the other is to let her have it.
bigsmile smokin glasses

KAY KAY 's photo
Tue 07/31/07 09:31 AM
noway noway laugh laugh

soffit's photo
Tue 07/31/07 09:35 AM
laugh laugh laugh noway noway

Robert1680's photo
Tue 07/31/07 09:38 AM
oh man that's funny -however it's worth it !!!

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Tue 07/31/07 09:41 AM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAA

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

DTHRomeo's photo
Tue 07/31/07 09:48 AM
Oh Boy

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Tue 07/31/07 09:49 AM
God that is perfect I was married to a red head for 12 years, that dicribes her to a t!!!

uk1971's photo
Tue 07/31/07 10:23 AM
Q: What's the true definition of a blonde?
A: Redhead with the fire of passion missing.

Q: What is the difference between a redhead and a computer?
A: Redhead won't accept a three and a half inch

Q: What do redheads and McDonald's have in common?
A: You've never had it so good and so fast.



Q: How do you get a redhead to argue with you?
A: Say something like "I'm one of those males who love redheads, great jokes."



Q: Why aren't there any more redhead jokes?
A: Someone told them to a redhead.

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eileena9's photo
Tue 07/31/07 11:29 AM
You got that right, Tom!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I mean about the no more red-head jokes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:angry: :angry:

But for the most part, you have it right......now just wait ten seconds and I will be mad at you again!!
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KAY KAY 's photo
Tue 07/31/07 12:00 PM
laugh laugh laugh laugh

Silkbutterfli's photo
Tue 07/31/07 05:50 PM
Amazing how the jokes went from being about blondes to redheads. Do you know that natural redheads are becoming less and less everyday?
Yes, I am a redhead. Yes, I have a temper, but I only blow up when I am pushed toooooooo far.
Actually, some of the jokes were funny.