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      Lil' Johnny attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horses' legs, rump, and chest. After a few minutes, Johnny asked, "Pop, why are you doing that?"
 
  "Because I'm thinking of buying these horses." Johnny looked worried, "Then I think we'd better hurry home right away!" "Why?" his father asked. "Because the mailman stopped by yesterday, and I think he wants to buy mom!"  | 
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      Another good one!  You're up mighty late over there in Cali!  
    
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      yep i know, i have trouble sleeping :(
     
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