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Edited by
wux
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Sat 06/23/12 12:43 PM
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Ive got nothing. At what price will you let your nothing go. (** Watch this, folks.) what my mother said, my daddy, told her, "The perfect woman is a lady in public, and a hoe in bed". End of story. You forgot the "and a gourmet cook in the kitchen." Not to mention "waitress during the Superbowl party", "sandwitch wench on poker night", "fast asleep when the man brings home a real-life hooker and she will give them room in the matrimonial bed", a pious wooden saint in church, a well-spoken community leader who has an eye or two looking to run for public office, and a part-time cashier at heaven's pearly gates, selling admission tickets and popcorn, and occasionally getting up to adjust the part in St. Gabriel's hairdo with a golden comb. |
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Ive got nothing. At what price will you let your nothing go. (** Watch this, folks.) what my mother said, my daddy, told her, "The perfect woman is a lady in public, and a hoe in bed". End of story. You forgot the "and a gourmet cook in the kitchen." Not to mention "waitress during the Superbowl party", "invisible on poker night", "asleep when the man brings home a real-life hooker and she will give them room in the matrimonial bed", a pious wooden saint in church, a well-spoken community leader who has an eye or two looking to run for public office, and a part-time cashier at heaven's pearly gates, selling admission tickets and popcorn, and occasionally getting up to adjust the part in St. Gabriel's hairdo with a golden comb. 
Silly me! 
What WAS I thinking??  
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A lot of ppl said their grandmothers and such told them " a lady is to be seen, not heard" the funni part is, a lady "told" you this piece of information lmfao
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Edited by
luv2roknroll
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Tue 07/03/12 11:22 AM
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Ive been pondering this question...ALOT...
I still have nothing. If you can find one, I would say, ask HER... good luck with that! 
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