Gina DiFalco
The Celebrity Cafe
Mon, 18 Jun 2012 00:00 CDT

A Cincinnati man by the name of Charles Marshall has been accused of attempting to have sex with a teddy bear for the fourth time.

While at a health clinic, Marshall, 28, was reported as masturbating in an alleyway with a teddy bear and he was subsequently arrested.

According to The Smoking Gun, Marshall was booked for disorderly conduct after the incident.

As per Municipal Court records, this is the fourth time that Marshall has been arrested acting inappropriately with a teddy bear. The first time was in 2010 when he was reported as engaging with a teddy bear in a men's public bathroom at a library, which only resulted in him being banned from Hamilton Co. public libraries.

He was then caught again in November of 2010 and then in 2011 for masturbating with a teddy bear.

The Huffington Post reports that there's a term given to those who find teddy bears arousing and it's Ursusagalmatophilia.

It's a sad day when a man can't have sex with his Teddy bear.

or, spank his monkey.

..when you go teddy..you never go back..