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i don't normally eat peoples faces, but when i do, i do it naked... Me too, that's weird. |
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Edited by
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Apparently it was NOT acid. But a combination of chemicals that can be gotten over the counter and have PCP like effects. I will see if I can find the source I read earlier. Not that it matters, humans can elicit all kinds of strange behaviors even without drugs. BTW The force continuum does not support using a firearm when a person committing an assault does not stop. IMHO, he should have not shot the man as the first step after issuing orders. If a citizen had done this instead of an officer it would already be something they would try to get him on manslaughter for. I don't know about you, but I will shoot zombies on sight. 
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Apparently it was NOT acid. But a combination of chemicals that can be gotten over the counter and have PCP like effects. I will see if I can find the source I read earlier. Not that it matters, humans can elicit all kinds of strange behaviors even without drugs. BTW The force continuum does not support using a firearm when a person committing an assault does not stop. IMHO, he should have not shot the man as the first step after issuing orders. If a citizen had done this instead of an officer it would already be something they would try to get him on manslaughter for. i would have shot him...in the head, too... 
You gotta get em in the head. |
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Apparently it was NOT acid. But a combination of chemicals that can be gotten over the counter and have PCP like effects. I will see if I can find the source I read earlier. Not that it matters, humans can elicit all kinds of strange behaviors even without drugs. BTW The force continuum does not support using a firearm when a person committing an assault does not stop. IMHO, he should have not shot the man as the first step after issuing orders. If a citizen had done this instead of an officer it would already be something they would try to get him on manslaughter for. I considered this too,, I would have hoped he had a taser, but then again, there was apparently one (non fatal?) shot fired first and it didnt stop him would it have been the priority to protect the citizen being attacked once an initial attempt to stop the attacker was made? |
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BTW The force continuum does not support using a firearm when a person committing an assault does not stop. IMHO, he should have not shot the man as the first step after issuing orders. If a citizen had done this instead of an officer it would already be something they would try to get him on manslaughter for. Okay. When someone is eating your face I'll throw bean bags at him. |
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Apparently it was NOT acid. But a combination of chemicals that can be gotten over the counter and have PCP like effects. I will see if I can find the source I read earlier. Not that it matters, humans can elicit all kinds of strange behaviors even without drugs. BTW The force continuum does not support using a firearm when a person committing an assault does not stop. IMHO, he should have not shot the man as the first step after issuing orders. If a citizen had done this instead of an officer it would already be something they would try to get him on manslaughter for. I considered this too,, I would have hoped he had a taser, but then again, there was apparently one (non fatal?) shot fired first and it didnt stop him would it have been the priority to protect the citizen being attacked once an initial attempt to stop the attacker was made? You can't stop a zombie by shooting him unless you get him in the head. What makes you think a taser would do anything?
Hey, once you been bit by a zombie, don't you become one too? (Hey I'm just joking here, the whole story just creeps me out.) |
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Hey, once you been bit by a zombie, don't you become one too? Yep, you can try cutting off the infected area, but that never seems to work. |
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yeah, I thought of that too
until I read both people were naked, and then I thought it must be just the usual human perversions happening,,, |
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yeah, I thought of that too until I read both people were naked, and then I thought it must be just the usual human perversions happening,,, Maybe they ate the clothes first. |
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Apparently it was NOT acid. But a combination of chemicals that can be gotten over the counter and have PCP like effects. I will see if I can find the source I read earlier. Not that it matters, humans can elicit all kinds of strange behaviors even without drugs. BTW The force continuum does not support using a firearm when a person committing an assault does not stop. IMHO, he should have not shot the man as the first step after issuing orders. If a citizen had done this instead of an officer it would already be something they would try to get him on manslaughter for. I considered this too,, I would have hoped he had a taser, but then again, there was apparently one (non fatal?) shot fired first and it didnt stop him would it have been the priority to protect the citizen being attacked once an initial attempt to stop the attacker was made? he was still hungry after the first shot, he just kept eating... |
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Apparently it was NOT acid. But a combination of chemicals that can be gotten over the counter and have PCP like effects. I will see if I can find the source I read earlier. Not that it matters, humans can elicit all kinds of strange behaviors even without drugs. BTW The force continuum does not support using a firearm when a person committing an assault does not stop. IMHO, he should have not shot the man as the first step after issuing orders. If a citizen had done this instead of an officer it would already be something they would try to get him on manslaughter for. I considered this too,, I would have hoped he had a taser, but then again, there was apparently one (non fatal?) shot fired first and it didnt stop him would it have been the priority to protect the citizen being attacked once an initial attempt to stop the attacker was made? he was still hungry after the first shot, he just kept eating... Zombies feel no pain. |
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Apparently it was NOT acid. But a combination of chemicals that can be gotten over the counter and have PCP like effects. I will see if I can find the source I read earlier. Not that it matters, humans can elicit all kinds of strange behaviors even without drugs. BTW The force continuum does not support using a firearm when a person committing an assault does not stop. IMHO, he should have not shot the man as the first step after issuing orders. If a citizen had done this instead of an officer it would already be something they would try to get him on manslaughter for. I considered this too,, I would have hoped he had a taser, but then again, there was apparently one (non fatal?) shot fired first and it didnt stop him would it have been the priority to protect the citizen being attacked once an initial attempt to stop the attacker was made? he was still hungry after the first shot, he just kept eating... Zombies feel no pain. he never really went after anyone else, just the one guy... and never stopped eating till the cop unloaded his clip into him... sounds pretty zombieish to me... except for the naked part, thats kind of gross.. |
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Apparently it was NOT acid. But a combination of chemicals that can be gotten over the counter and have PCP like effects. I will see if I can find the source I read earlier. Not that it matters, humans can elicit all kinds of strange behaviors even without drugs. BTW The force continuum does not support using a firearm when a person committing an assault does not stop. IMHO, he should have not shot the man as the first step after issuing orders. If a citizen had done this instead of an officer it would already be something they would try to get him on manslaughter for. I considered this too,, I would have hoped he had a taser, but then again, there was apparently one (non fatal?) shot fired first and it didnt stop him would it have been the priority to protect the citizen being attacked once an initial attempt to stop the attacker was made? he was still hungry after the first shot, he just kept eating... Zombies feel no pain. he never really went after anyone else, just the one guy... and never stopped eating till the cop unloaded his clip into him... sounds pretty zombieish to me... except for the naked part, thats kind of gross.. Yeh, most zombies on television wore clothes. Of course that's on television. They can't have a bunch of naked zombies on prime time television. Maybe in real life, zombies are naked. Makes more sense to me. |
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Apparently it was NOT acid. But a combination of chemicals that can be gotten over the counter and have PCP like effects. I will see if I can find the source I read earlier. Not that it matters, humans can elicit all kinds of strange behaviors even without drugs. BTW The force continuum does not support using a firearm when a person committing an assault does not stop. IMHO, he should have not shot the man as the first step after issuing orders. If a citizen had done this instead of an officer it would already be something they would try to get him on manslaughter for. I considered this too,, I would have hoped he had a taser, but then again, there was apparently one (non fatal?) shot fired first and it didnt stop him would it have been the priority to protect the citizen being attacked once an initial attempt to stop the attacker was made? he was still hungry after the first shot, he just kept eating... Zombies feel no pain. he never really went after anyone else, just the one guy... and never stopped eating till the cop unloaded his clip into him... sounds pretty zombieish to me... except for the naked part, thats kind of gross.. Yeh, most zombies on television wore clothes. Of course that's on television. They can't have a bunch of naked zombies on prime time television. Maybe in real life, zombies are naked. Makes more sense to me. so you think they were BOTH zombies? |
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Apparently it was NOT acid. But a combination of chemicals that can be gotten over the counter and have PCP like effects. I will see if I can find the source I read earlier. Not that it matters, humans can elicit all kinds of strange behaviors even without drugs. BTW The force continuum does not support using a firearm when a person committing an assault does not stop. IMHO, he should have not shot the man as the first step after issuing orders. If a citizen had done this instead of an officer it would already be something they would try to get him on manslaughter for. I considered this too,, I would have hoped he had a taser, but then again, there was apparently one (non fatal?) shot fired first and it didnt stop him would it have been the priority to protect the citizen being attacked once an initial attempt to stop the attacker was made? he was still hungry after the first shot, he just kept eating... Zombies feel no pain. he never really went after anyone else, just the one guy... and never stopped eating till the cop unloaded his clip into him... sounds pretty zombieish to me... except for the naked part, thats kind of gross.. Yeh, most zombies on television wore clothes. Of course that's on television. They can't have a bunch of naked zombies on prime time television. Maybe in real life, zombies are naked. Makes more sense to me. so you think they were BOTH zombies? maybe now they are/were... |
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Edited by
alleoops
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Tue 05/29/12 06:03 PM
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Dammnn! I'm really feelin weird now
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Dammnn! I'm really feelin weird now
keep your clothes on, and if you get hungry, look in the refrigerator instead of your neighbor.... |
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from: http://gawker.com/5914059/grab-your-boomstick-the-zombie-apocalypse-may-actually-be-upon-us
interesting... By now we've all seen the awful, awful story about the Florida man who was shot to death by police for refusing to stop chewing on another man's face. We joked around about it being the canary in the mine shaft of an impending zombie apocalypse. But as Tumblr blogger "I Hope Rick Santorum" helpfully points out in an appropriately viral post, this latest incident is not so much a warning shot as it is another in a disconcertingly intensifying stream of zombie-invoking headlines — all from the past two weeks, and all from the Sunshine State. It all started on 5/16 with an ominous story about a "mysterious rash" at McArthur High School in Hollywood that launched a HazMat investigation. Twleve students and two teachers were treated and released. The source of the rash remains unknown. Flashfoward two days: HazMat crews were called in to Fort Lauderdale-Hollywood International Airport to determine the source of an "unknown chemical" that sent five people to the hospital. Theories abound, but an exact cause was not confirmed. On 5/20, the first real sign of trouble: 41-year-old Dr. Zachary Bird, was arrested by the Florida Highway Patrol near Orlando and charged with felony battery charges for spitting blood in a patrolman's face. He was also "extremely agitated and enraged," and repeatedly banged his head on the patrol car's plexiglass partition "until he bled." A few days later, another mystery rash was reported at yet another Broward County school. A HazMat team was once again called in to investigate, and once again left without any concrete answers. The following day, a "disoriented" Canadian man was arrested aboard an American Airlines plane after he inexpicably attempted to rush the cockpit. The plane had just landed in Miami. On Saturday, an unidentified homeless man had some 80% of his face bitten off by 31-year-old Rudy Eugene. And here's the bad news: Whatever's happening in Florida appears to be spreading. The University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign tweeted the following the following warning to its students last night: "Hazardous materials released at Institute for Genomic Biology. Escape area if safe to do so. Otherwise seek shelter." And in Hackensack, New Jersey, today, a man was rushed to the hospital after he reportedly cut out his own intestines and threw them at police officers. Forget Facebook Stock: Invest in a good bunker. |
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