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Two Nuns were shopping at a convenience store as they passed the beer cooler one Nun said to the other "Wouldn't it be wonderful to have a cold beer on a hot summer evening?"The second Nun answered "Indeed it would sister but I would not be comfortable buying the beer and I am sure it would cause a scene at the check out counter."I can handle that " said the other Nun.With that she picked up a six pack of beer and headed for the checkout.The cashier had a surprised look on his face when they set down the beer."We use beer for washing our hair back at the nunnery,says the Nun,"We call it Catholic Shampoo." Without blinking the cashier reached under the counter,pulled out a bag of pretzels and placed them with the beer.He then looked the Nun in the eye and said "The curlers are on the house."
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Good one!!
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Well done |
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I just had to past this on to a friend of mine at church, she did indeed laugh and said" It would of been good if he toss in some sour cream from the face"
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After nine years of going to Catholic School. I can see why the 2 nuns would want some Cathoilc shampoo and curlers.
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Hehe.....nice on there
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