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| Topic: LUV2'S NEIGHBORHOOD BAR...GRAND OPENING! - part 3 | |
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Oh ....Jesus H christ......don't people know that this is a bar!!!! its not a freaking Star Bucks???? 
I don't drink. Too many drugs. I just come to harrass, no visit with other patrons. |
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Oh ....Jesus H christ......don't people know that this is a bar!!!! its not a freaking Star Bucks????
I don't drink. Too many drugs. I just come to harrass, no visit with other patrons. Prescription drugs. |
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Well number one those little onion are for Martinez Because i've been a bartender. dont' put them in fruit drinks just sounds gross. Just try and take my keys girly lol
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I just come to harrass . . .
Just a word of caution: In this place, the word harrass has more than one meaning. |
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Jade, I'll have the best of both worlds.... a coffee liqueur please
 
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I'll just have my usual tequila sunrise please. Then I gotta go to the biotchy club and vent.
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Just a Pepsi today....
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But....... but........ I thought you was a redhead.....
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I said i'll be having one...not being one for crying out loud
Focus Boone....focus! 
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Edited by
jemare
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Fri 05/25/12 06:48 AM
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How can he focus with flames swirling around his head all the time?
We'll have to give him on that count It's like asking a blonde to focus
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C'mon Boone, you have to admit, that was a good zinger. Two in fact, flames AND blonde joke combined... now how often does that happen?
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Just a Pepsi today.... 
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Just a Pepsi today....
Pepsi? PEPSI? For pete's sake boone, drink a coke! |
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Edited by
luv2roknroll
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Fri 05/25/12 01:17 PM
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Well number one those little onion are for Martinez Because i've been a bartender. dont' put them in fruit drinks just sounds gross. Just try and take my keys girly lol 
First of all miss sugar plumb, I am a bartendress, and an experienced one, and I have lots of customers, because I put extra special LOVE in my drinks, whether it be onions, or fruit, or kisses! *giggle* If you dont want a fruit drink with an onion, THEN DONT ORDER ONE HONEY! And secondly...... BLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOD THIRRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSTYYYYYYYYYY! Shes our bouncer.... I NEED YOU TO TAKE SOME KEYS FOR ME PLEASE! 
Arrrrrrrrrrr, who do I get to kill!! Is it this one here, Carold? Give me your keys lassie, or you'll be looking for a set of peg legs to replace the ones I cut off of ya! |
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Edited by
luv2roknroll
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Fri 05/25/12 01:24 PM
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Jemare, heres your Chip Shot, thats Baileys, Kahlua, and coffee, WTIH AN ONION CAROLD, pfffffft, and of course your Tequila Sunrise, with Xtra onions. And as far as the bartenderess having a Pepsi.. thats whats not gonna happen you little sweeties. Im fixen to get me a buzz! *Jade pours another glass full of Jack Daniels* Oh what the hell, ill put a splash of Pepsi in it, since we all seem to be in a Pepsi mood, and of course an onion. *giggle* |
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Jade, I know you love boone and all, but you should be gulping Wild Turkey 101 instead of Jack, more potent.
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Jade, I know you love boone and all, but you should be gulping Wild Turkey 101 instead of Jack, more potent. 
Oh, I biothcy see, now your trying to biotchy tell Jadebioth what the hell to biotchy do! Pfffffft. |
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