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Topic: LUV2'S NEIGHBORHOOD BAR...GRAND OPENING! - part 3
luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Tue 04/17/12 02:10 PM
Theres my hunk a hunk a burning love head Boone!! I was a wonderin where you were? giggle Ya ready for a drink, or 20?

boonedoggy61 Joined Fri 09/09/11 Posts: 10425	Tue 04/17/12 02:15 PM
Ready....................... Pssssssssssssssssssssttttt jade when ya go fix my drink............. could ya walk slow.........i wanna watch yer butt!!!!!!!!!!!!!

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Tue 04/17/12 02:28 PM
Ready....................... Pssssssssssssssssssssttttt jade when ya go fix my drink............. could ya walk slow.........i wanna watch yer butt!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT?? You think just cause im your girlfriend, that you can look at my butt FOR FREE. Nu ugh, it gonna cost you 10 cents like it does everyone else!

oldhippie1952 Joined Mon 03/14/11 Posts: 22693	Tue 04/17/12 03:17 PM
I got a shiny quarter!

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Tue 04/17/12 03:22 PM
I got a shiny quarter! Well, then that means that you get to look at my butt,,, ummmmmmm, lets see, how many dimes are there in a quarter? Oh wait, nevermind, I would owe you a dollar change, and I aint got one.

jemare Joined Fri 04/24/09 Posts: 2105	Tue 04/17/12 05:37 PM
Jade, do you think if you hired someone else for the cash register that the bar might make a better profit? Of course with a butt like yours those dimes & quarters could really add up

oldhippie1952 Joined Mon 03/14/11 Posts: 22693	Tue 04/17/12 05:49 PM
Hey, you trying to sabotage a good thing. 10 cents is 10 cents ya know?

jemare Joined Fri 04/24/09 Posts: 2105	Tue 04/17/12 05:58 PM
And I thought you were the one who was supposed to be a good tipper Look at that butt... It's worth a quarter anytime Jade explain to him about COLA (cost of living allowance)

oldhippie1952 Joined Mon 03/14/11 Posts: 22693	Tue 04/17/12 05:59 PM
Hey I gave her a shiny quarter, what she want now, a half-dollar? Geez, nearly as expensive as a drink!

boonedoggy61 Joined Fri 09/09/11 Posts: 10425	Wed 04/18/12 06:37 AM
Inflation!!!!

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48961	Wed 04/18/12 02:38 PM
Inflation!!!! That's not the only inflation around here. Jade's new help might be cheap, but can she mix drinks well?

boonedoggy61 Joined Fri 09/09/11 Posts: 10425	Thu 04/19/12 06:50 AM


oldhippie1952 Joined Mon 03/14/11 Posts: 22693	Thu 04/19/12 09:14 AM
I won't pay a dime to watch the new help walk slowly with her butt. Jade has all my quarters.

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48961	Thu 04/19/12 10:45 AM
I won't pay a dime to watch the new help walk slowly with her butt. Jade has all my quarters. So, what is Jade going to do with all of your quarters? * * * Wait a minute. When did Jade install a kiddie ride inside this place?

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Thu 04/19/12 12:48 PM
And I thought you were the one who was supposed to be a good tipper Look at that butt... It's worth a quarter anytime Jade explain to him about COLA (cost of living allowance) Well now, I aint trying to brag or nothing, that IS something I do know about,,, COLA. My first cola, was R.C.Cola, cause it was really cheap, and our ma, didnt have alot of money. Then momma got 2 jobs, and we started drinkin Coca-Cola. Well then momma said she wanted to keep her figure???Which I didnt understand, cause how can someone steal your figure???.... ...anyways she started buying Diet Coke. Diet Coke tastes o.k. when you first swaller it, but then it tastes funny, but momma said she was counting calories??? I dont rightly understand that, cause I dont count calories. I just put an "X" mark in the next square, at the end of the day, and then I can tell ya what day it is, and what number the day is. I always thought there were the same amount of "X" marks every month, but since momma had to count them all the time, im not real sure about that??? Do yall know??

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Thu 04/19/12 12:54 PM
Wait a minute. When did Jade install a kiddie ride inside this place? That aint no kiddie ride silly, giggle. Thats my pionie!! I asked Santa for a pionie every Christmas, and he never got me one, so I just took some of the money that Roberta put in the safe, and bought one for myself. And this pionie is real good, cause I can ride it whenever im at the bar, and it dont eat, or drink, or make do-do anywhere. Its a real clean pionie!

jemare Joined Fri 04/24/09 Posts: 2105	Thu 04/19/12 03:01 PM
I would check that saddle before sitting on it if any of the boys ride it

oldhippie1952 Joined Mon 03/14/11 Posts: 22693	Thu 04/19/12 03:44 PM
You can trust me. Honest.

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48961	Thu 04/19/12 03:54 PM Edited by Dodo_David on Thu 04/19/12 04:03 PM
I would check that saddle before sitting on it if any of the boys ride it Uh, that saddle isn't the leather that the "boys" want to ride.

boonedoggy61 Joined Fri 09/09/11 Posts: 10425	Thu 04/19/12 03:59 PM
Hey I just seen hippie getting off the kiddie ride outside!!!!!!!! He mustuve cut a real nasty fart cause I almost gagged when I got to the door.........................An what the hell is that out there for? we don't allow kids in here!!!!!