A guy finds a magic lamp and rubs it. Low and behold a genie pops out. "I will grant you three wishes my friend," says the genie, "but whatever you wish for your wife is going to get TIMES 10!"
The guy says,"Well... I guess that's alright. I wanna be rich!"
"Your wife is going to be 10X as rich as you," warns the genie.
"That's OK," he says with a smile,"I'll still be rich."
A puff of smoke and a giant pile of money is in front of the man. His eyes widen in glee.
"OK OK k k... Now...I wanna be good lookin!"
"Your wife is going to be 10X better looking than you," says the genie.
"Blah! That's fine. This is a win/win situation here," says the man.
After another puff of smoke the genie hands him a mirror and he is astonished to see a modern day Adonis looking back at him.
The man pauses a good long time and the genie decides to prompt him.
"And for your third and final wish master?" the genie asks.
"I think," he ponders,"I wish for," he muses,"A.....mild heart attack."