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Topic: FIGURE THIS OUT, AND WIN A PRIZE!
luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Wed 02/29/12 03:45 PM
Lets tell them what they win if they guess it correctly Bob! Ok Roberta, they win this First Generation Viper RT/10 Which features a top speed of 180 mph, and does less than a 12 second quarter mile!!!!

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Wed 02/29/12 03:46 PM
Eye <3 2 dance wet mice elf Ohohoh dancin' wit mice elf, dancin' wit mice elf BEEP WRONG!! Either way its about masturbation so as far as I'm concerned its right Nope, your still wrong.

boredinaz06 Joined Sun 10/15/06 Posts: 22764	Wed 02/29/12 05:22 PM
Eye <3 2 dance wet mice elf Ohohoh dancin' wit mice elf, dancin' wit mice elf BEEP WRONG!! Either way its about masturbation so as far as I'm concerned its right Nope, your still wrong. Not in my world

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Wed 02/29/12 05:27 PM Edited by luv2roknroll on Wed 02/29/12 05:27 PM
Eye <3 2 dance wet mice elf Ohohoh dancin' wit mice elf, dancin' wit mice elf BEEP WRONG!! Either way its about masturbation so as far as I'm concerned its right Nope, your still wrong. Not in my world but thats why the Viper isnt in your world either.

boredinaz06 Joined Sun 10/15/06 Posts: 22764	Wed 02/29/12 05:34 PM
Eye <3 2 dance wet mice elf Ohohoh dancin' wit mice elf, dancin' wit mice elf BEEP WRONG!! Either way its about masturbation so as far as I'm concerned its right Nope, your still wrong. Not in my world but thats why the Viper isnt in your world either. I'm a herpetologist, vipers ARE my world

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Wed 02/29/12 05:39 PM
Eye <3 2 dance wet mice elf Ohohoh dancin' wit mice elf, dancin' wit mice elf BEEP WRONG!! Either way its about masturbation so as far as I'm concerned its right Nope, your still wrong. Not in my world but thats why the Viper isnt in your world either. I'm a herpetologist, vipers ARE my world And im the Queen of England...whats your point?

boredinaz06 Joined Sun 10/15/06 Posts: 22764	Wed 02/29/12 05:45 PM
Eye <3 2 dance wet mice elf Ohohoh dancin' wit mice elf, dancin' wit mice elf BEEP WRONG!! Either way its about masturbation so as far as I'm concerned its right Nope, your still wrong. Not in my world but thats why the Viper isnt in your world either. I'm a herpetologist, vipers ARE my world And im the Queen of England...whats your point? The joining of two 45° angles!

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Wed 02/29/12 05:56 PM
Eye <3 2 dance wet mice elf Ohohoh dancin' wit mice elf, dancin' wit mice elf BEEP WRONG!! Either way its about masturbation so as far as I'm concerned its right Nope, your still wrong. Not in my world but thats why the Viper isnt in your world either. I'm a herpetologist, vipers ARE my world And im the Queen of England...whats your point? The joining of two 45° angles! Ooooooooooooooook, and moving right along............ any more guesses for the riddle.............................................

whatssuup Joined Sat 10/25/08 Posts: 690	Wed 02/29/12 06:23 PM
I love to dance around naked for kisses

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Wed 02/29/12 06:37 PM
I love to dance around naked for kisses Sorry, but that is incorrect.snicker

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48948	Wed 02/29/12 08:02 PM
Answer: I love to play with myself.

Down2earthdebbie Joined Tue 12/05/06 Posts: 6097	Wed 02/29/12 11:00 PM
So what's the answer Roberta?? I'm dyeing to know???

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Thu 03/01/12 08:37 AM
Answer: I love to play with myself. I gotta give it to ya...but your one word off, but its a slang word. Its, "I love to play WIZZ myself! Im sending your Viper in the mail David.... C.O.D.(Ya gotta pay the taxes on it, which will be about half a mill)

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Thu 03/01/12 08:38 AM
So what's the answer Roberta?? I'm dyeing to know??? Debbie... Dont stick your tongue out unless you intend to use it!

Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 48948	Thu 03/01/12 08:49 AM
Answer: I love to play with myself. I gotta give it to ya...but your one word off, but its a slang word. Its, "I love to play WIZZ myself! Im sending your Viper in the mail David.... C.O.D.(Ya gotta pay the taxes on it, which will be about half a mill) Yeah, I knew that the boy was taking a wizz. Now, do you have half a mill that I can borrow?

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Thu 03/01/12 11:46 AM
Answer: I love to play with myself. I gotta give it to ya...but your one word off, but its a slang word. Its, "I love to play WIZZ myself! Im sending your Viper in the mail David.... C.O.D.(Ya gotta pay the taxes on it, which will be about half a mill) Yeah, I knew that the boy was taking a wizz. Now, do you have half a mill that I can borrow? Dude, I cant loan you 5 bucks. Western Dental is taking ALL of my money! Basnastards!

Down2earthdebbie Joined Tue 12/05/06 Posts: 6097	Thu 03/01/12 02:20 PM
So what's the answer Roberta?? I'm dyeing to know??? Debbie... Dont stick your tongue out unless you intend to use it! uummm I keep trying to but, it keeps falling out! That's ok I love to use it! LOL

luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 30367	Thu 03/01/12 07:50 PM Edited by luv2roknroll on Thu 03/01/12 07:50 PM
So what's the answer Roberta?? I'm dyeing to know??? Debbie... Dont stick your tongue out unless you intend to use it! uummm I keep trying to but, it keeps falling out! That's ok I love to use it! LOL Aaronnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn im breaking up with you. I want Debbie now!

Down2earthdebbie Joined Tue 12/05/06 Posts: 6097	Thu 03/01/12 08:09 PM
So what's the answer Roberta?? I'm dyeing to know??? Debbie... Dont stick your tongue out unless you intend to use it! uummm I keep trying to but, it keeps falling out! That's ok I love to use it! LOL Aaronnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn im breaking up with you. I want Debbie now! Yyyaaaaa & i'm closer too!!! I'm in Sac with my best friends BAND all the time! (SUPERLICIOUS!)

Down2earthdebbie Joined Tue 12/05/06 Posts: 6097	Thu 03/01/12 08:10 PM
Roberta I should invite you one of these times you would LOVE them!!