Topic: Leave an ANONYMOUS or NOT SO ANONYMOUS MSG - part 11 | |
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I do? When? Not you! lol |
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I do? When? Not you! lol oh whew...so I make your face go |
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I was speeding because I have to get where I am going in a hurry before I forget where I am going.
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I was speeding because I have to get where I am going in a hurry before I forget where I am going. If pulled over for speeding you're suppose to say that your ex ran off with a cop and you thought that it mighta been him trying to bring her back! |
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Hello? Toll lady? Thanks for not caring when I was a dollar short at the toll booth. Man, I hate tolls!
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Why didn't I answer my phone? Because it is my phone; it belongs to me, so I use it for things that I want, not what everyone else wants. Just because everyone carries a phone these days doesn't mean you're entitled to talk to whoever you call, whenever you call them.
It so happens that I had a cat curled up on one leg, and a dog curled up on the other, and if I reached for my phone, one or both would wake up and get down, and we're all so cozy I just didn't think it was worth it. |
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You lie like a wh@re on a Saturday night. If being a d@uchebag is a disease, then your way into the terminal zone, my friend. Yikes.
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someone asked if i would ever share every detail of my life with anyone.
i said, 'but i do. his name is joshua.' she said i'm a dumbass for trusting a male, and that you probably only want to have sex with me. o.O hahahahaha. so that's what you've been doing this whole time! you bastard. you could have gotten laid a long time ago if you had just asked. |
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Thank you, Europe, for being so far ahead time wise, so when its 4 am here, and insomnia has me in its nasty grips, I can chat with all my European friends. <3
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Thank you, Europe, for being so far ahead time wise, so when its 4 am here, and insomnia has me in its nasty grips, I can chat with all my European friends. <3 Amen! |
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Gawd...love the Clown pic
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Death is after you. RIP
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i hate you
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Bro, try not to hate on anyone, even if they backstab you :D
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Death is after you. RIP I know |
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You lie like a wh@re on a Saturday night. If being a d@uchebag is a disease, then your way into the terminal zone, my friend. Yikes. |
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