A man walks into a hamburger shop and orders a regular meal. Later, the waitress brings his meal to him. He takes a bite out of it, and notices there's a small hair in the hamburger. He begins yelling frantically at the waitress, "Waitress, there's a hair in my hamburger! I demand to see what is going on!"

So, the waitress takes him back where the cook is and to his demise, he sees the cook take the meat patty and flatten it under his arm pit. He says, "That's disgusting!"

Then the waitress says, "You think that's disgusting you should see him make donuts.

..here's one for you..since you reminded me..


..might be the same guy who knows, but

a guy goes into a restaurant
the waitress walks up to the table and ask him what he would like

he says "i'll have a cup of coffee and
todays special
meatloaf and mash potatoes and corn
the waitress brings the guy his coffee
he notices that her thumb is in it
but doesn't say anything
later she brings him his lunch
he notices that her thumb is in the mash potatoes
feeling that he's had enough of the waitress and her thumb
he asks her
what is it with you and your damn thumb
you bring me my coffee and your thumb is in it
with my lunch i noticed your thumb in my mash potatoes
what is it with your damn thumb

..the waitress replies "i went to the doctor yesterday because my thumb hurt
he told me to keep it moist and warm
the guy replies "well stick your damn thumb up your azz"

and the waitress replies "i do when i'm in the kitchen"...