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| Topic: Leave an ANONYMOUS or NOT SO ANONYMOUS MSG - part 10 | |
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I am not worried. I've never felt so sure of anything. Or made to feel so secure. You're my knight in shining armor. 
No one. I've just been watching Monty Python and the Holy Grail again. 
Poor Rafe. Sammi is such a biotch!! 
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I am not worried. I've never felt so sure of anything. Or made to feel so secure. You're my knight in shining armor.
No one. I've just been watching Monty Python and the Holy Grail again.
Poor Rafe. Sammi is such a biotch!!
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Karma is gonna smack Abigail upside the head for the lie she told Austin.
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Karma is gonna smack Abigail upside the head for the lie she told Austin. an psst you truly is one of my dearest an trust worthly friends on here 
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Why does your profile say your a 20 year old MAN?? 
Your a woman, at least I think you are, oh wow, im so confused now. 
She/he's getting that "special" operation.
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Why does your profile say your a 20 year old MAN??
Your a woman, at least I think you are, oh wow, im so confused now.
She/he's getting that "special" operation. Nice! I knew I had the chainsaw warmed up for a reason! 
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Karma is gonna smack Abigail upside the head for the lie she told Austin. an psst you truly is one of my dearest an trust worthly friends on here
And you are mine. 
Just so ya know....if my phone goes dead and I'm still waiting for the doctor, I'm gonna start playing with this oxygen tank they got in here. |
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Karma is gonna smack Abigail upside the head for the lie she told Austin. an psst you truly is one of my dearest an trust worthly friends on here
And you are mine.
Just so ya know....if my phone goes dead and I'm still waiting for the doctor, I'm gonna start playing with this oxygen tank they got in here. then u can talk funny ok hope u feel better my friend i be waiting for an up date
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Karma is gonna smack Abigail upside the head for the lie she told Austin. an psst you truly is one of my dearest an trust worthly friends on here
And you are mine.
Just so ya know....if my phone goes dead and I'm still waiting for the doctor, I'm gonna start playing with this oxygen tank they got in here. then u can talk funny ok hope u feel better my friend i be waiting for an up date
I think that's helium. I'm not sure what happens if you suck on an oxygen tank. I will let you know. |
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Karma is gonna smack Abigail upside the head for the lie she told Austin. an psst you truly is one of my dearest an trust worthly friends on here
And you are mine.
Just so ya know....if my phone goes dead and I'm still waiting for the doctor, I'm gonna start playing with this oxygen tank they got in here. then u can talk funny ok hope u feel better my friend i be waiting for an up date
I think that's helium. I'm not sure what happens if you suck on an oxygen tank. I will let you know.
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Karma is gonna smack Abigail upside the head for the lie she told Austin. an psst you truly is one of my dearest an trust worthly friends on here
And you are mine.
Just so ya know....if my phone goes dead and I'm still waiting for the doctor, I'm gonna start playing with this oxygen tank they got in here. then u can talk funny ok hope u feel better my friend i be waiting for an up date
I think that's helium. I'm not sure what happens if you suck on an oxygen tank. I will let you know.
  
Just don't smoke!!!! 
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Edited by
Sin_and_Sorrow
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Mon 02/13/12 04:37 PM
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Dear People-Who-Say-They-Are-Family-Eating-Dinner-With-Me.
You say we are 'family'. If such was true, we would be raised on similar values. Tonight, eating dinner with you, made me realize. We are very different. I say please and thank you. ..while you and my mom discuss. How Viagra is affecting your love life. I say excuse me a sec, and remove myself to the bathroom. ..while you discuss how 'web-cam sex'. Would be upsetting to your wifey. Not only does that not make sense.. ..since you are on Viagra. And at 30 dollars a pill, that'd be an utter waste. ..but that is also repulsive to discuss ..at the dinner table. BUT! ...I'M TRYING TO EAT!... ..why did I go the bathroom? What, you want specifics? Would you be shocked if I said.. ..it was to regurgitate everything I ate for the last 4 months?!? Seriously. They say I'm the outcast of the family.. ..maybe its true. I'm the only one NOT raised by monkies. So, thank you for the indigestion. Love. M. |
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Dear M,
Come have dinner with us. We would have some interesting conversation, dine on good home cooked food, relax and enjoy!! Love, Ma |
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..thanks Ma.
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..thanks Ma.
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You know.
Sometimes, you make me feel like I should care. And then when I start to open myself to the idea. You go and remind me why I was right not to in the first place. Eff you and your false advertisement. |
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You know. Sometimes, you make me feel like I should care. And then when I start to open myself to the idea. You go and remind me why I was right not to in the first place. Eff you and your false advertisement. 
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I'm not unkind ... just NOT your kind.
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I still don't trust you.
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*sigh*
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