A cop once told me that I have the right to remain silent. That's some pretty damned good advice in soooooooo many situations.

Always... no, no... never... forget to check your references.

I have been told before, "I wouldn't go there if I was you." And I should have listened.

My car told me that last weekend. Yep. I shoulda listened.

At some point always waiting for the right time just becomes wasting time.

I think my truck did, too. I had some boards with nails in them that I was using to work on my new room a couple of weeks ago. I was trying to go backwards but the back tires were spinning in the yard. So I went forward. I tried soaking the tire with dish soap and water but the hole must be really small because it takes a few days to go down. I thought I would try to plug the hole but never got any bubbles. Soon after I get my check I am taking to the tire shop.

I wish that was all my car was trying to tell me that day. I was supposed to meet somebody somewhere I've never been and was already late before I left home. Got in the car and hauled azz. Made it about 100 feet before I realized I had a flat (the first I've had in YEARS). Limped it to my garage, took it off and shot some air in it. Found out the tire had a bubble in the sidewall as big as my head. Niiiicccceeeee. Of course, the front tires are the wrong size for the car (I got them dirt cheap) and I didn't have any others that size, so I had to scrounge around my scrap piles (in the dark) for two others the same size and mount them (all while trying not to get dirty). Now I'm REALLY late and go back on my way. About 20 or so minutes into the trip the engine starts acting up (worse than usual), but straitened out after a while. I should probably check the fuel pump one of these days...... Now HOURS late, I finally get to the general area of where I'm supposed to be and get lost (I'm really good at getting lost). My friend had to go and meet me where I was before I got more lost. Things got worse from there. MUCH worse, but those are stories for another day.......

The best Advice.......

Is.............

To NEVER give Advice!!