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Dear Diary........what is purple wearing???
  
ok I slapped my own face!!! 
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o gawd there are some stats somewhere about how often a man thinks of sex and how often he gets a "you know what"
it's ridiculously often...like every 5 seconds or some crazy ****
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Ya...........Ive heard of this as well.........
So basically they are walking sex machines.....and we just have to turn that button on!!! push push!!!
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too bad the instrution manual is in chinese
be careful for the lead poisoning
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LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
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omlog i need coffeeeeee....5 spelling mistakes in less than an hour !!!!!!
argh!!!! 
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coffee???? what time do you have????
Oh **** its saturday there for you I bet........open a beer!!!!
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Dear Diary,
I was thinking that I'm in need of more nights like Monday <3 |
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DEAR DIARY !!!!!!!!!!!!
THERE IS PINK FUZZ IN THE JELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
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dEAR dIARY........THERE IS BLUE FUZZ IN MY JELLO????
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dEAR dIARY........I keep lighting cigarettes and letting them burn down and forgetting to smoke them
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Jello , mellow , yellow ,
fuzzle in the juzzle ..puzzle,,, blehhhhhhh........ ok so i dont make sense.... 
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fo shizzle yo nizzle aint no pizzle in da bizzle!!! Try to eat da jello wit da fello in da pizza hut cello??
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cheez wuz , crispy fuzz , fuzzies in my jello cuz ,
a jiggle in the wiggle , and some fuzz for a giggle , just dont think its hainus when I tell ya its from Uranus...
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HAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Uranus aint no painus unless yo famous amos!!!
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ok , completely lost my mind , better go to bed ......
  g'nite......
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laterrrrrrrrrrrrrs purple!!!
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sleep depravation is a fascinating thing!!!
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sweet dreams girl...xxx
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