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dear diary
gave the man i like my phone number he got the message and never emailed me back 
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Dear Diary.
OMG!! OMG!! oh my GOD !! oh ,,I'm in tears oh ,, omg ,,I thought it was one of my sons toys .. it it IT WASNT !!! the BIGGEST FREAKIN SPIDER I HAVE EVER SEEEEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE AAAAAA!!!  AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
OMG it was like 8 inches away from my foot ready to drag me off to God knows where ...OMG !! OMG !!! gave it the slipper ..slow careful ,,accuracy was prudent ...my life depended on that slipper ..
oh my GOD !! oh !! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! AAAAA!!! oh my GOd it probebly has a family that is going to be mad at me and get me while I'm sleeping ,,!!!
oh ,,GOD !!! OH !!! AAA scared..ALLERGIC !! oh my GOD It was HUGE !!! |
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Dear Diary.......Purple needs to invest in the "killing shoe"....just like the one I have on the coffee table.....able to leap off tall building at a single bound!!!
 
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Dear Diary.....I found a candy in my pocket and the fabulousness of it.......omg is this heaven????
 
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eeeeeeeeeeeeee ..now i'm all creeped out and paranoid ..aaaI feel spider eyes watchin me,,,}}}}looks around ,,shakes hair ,,brushes offf ,,EWWW!!!{{{\mmm pocket candy ,,,}}checks pockets{{{/
hmm nada... eee spiders... 
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I seem to have ants in my house....I feel things creeeping on me all the time....which is also I have the back scratcher strategically placed on my desk used not only for itchy backs but killing various flying "things"!!!
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bug season...ugh...
I live in the hills /forest BUGCOUNTRY,,,,FREAKY BIG BUG COUNTRY!!! 
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Dear Diary.....there is a guy on here that wants to chat via yahoo voice.....he has been bugging me for a looooooong time to get a headset that "works" so I finally got one and wtf......where is he????? sleeping???? grrrrrrrrrrr!!!
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Dear Diary,
I'm watching cops! COOL HUH?! |
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Dear Diary.....my feet smell amazingly like bologna and I have no idea why....
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Dear Diary,
I'm in a little pain but nothing major..my head hurts worse though.. But do you honestly think it's going to stop me from posting on a site?
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Dear diary.......I think tater should smack her arm really hard so everything else is just a warm and fuzzy!!!
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Dear Diary,
I'm not worried about my headache..i just keep thinking of a special person in my life that calls me everyday 
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Dear Diary.........these time zones suck.......so does my hours of work.......I still am single
ok at least I found a candy in my pocket
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I hope that candy was still wrapped...I would hate thinking you ate pocket lint candy
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Dear Diary.......again my man counter and email has gone crazy with my new "look" of the crack whore.......I suggest all women do this immediately!!!
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nope sorry hun, i'm happy the way i look..i think
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uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh bald kitty!!!
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Dear Diary,
I have NO idea whats going on. |
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