Topic: The Ash and Mike show - part 3 | |
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Like reading Shakespeare...
Mom: What are you doing Me: Reading the Tempest Mom: Shouldn't you be smoking weed like all the other kids at your school, I mean I am really starting to worry about you... |
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*once again backs out slowly* persuasion and dragging are useless
way too much weird drama...besides I'm way too tired to try to figure out whose a lesbian and how many genders Ash has |
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Like reading Shakespeare... Mom: What are you doing Me: Reading the Tempest Mom: Shouldn't you be smoking weed like all the other kids at your school, I mean I am really starting to worry about you... Moms, psh. M.: "Hey mom,I'll be back." Mom: "Huh, yeah whatever." M.: "Um, do you want to know where I'm going?" Mom: "Sure, just be careful." M.: "Ok, I'm gonna go snort some lines, jack up a cop, and see how many chicks I can get pregnant in one night after some heavy boozing." Mom: "That's fine, just make sure you have your keys." M.: "......" ..I was 14. :/ |
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wait did she just say how many genders ash has?
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Yep... moms
****, my kid is going to grow up to be awesome... |
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wait did she just say how many genders ash has? What a strange child... |
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wait did she just say how many genders ash has? ..that's effed up. I'm talking bout rape, violence, and drug abuse.. ..and she cares bout Ash and his multi-gender preferences. Nice. |
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If you are getting raped, always yell "fire" It is proven that more people respond to that
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I heard that to be true...
...but i never put myself in those positions |
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Neither do I, but if it happens I am screaming Fire
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Me too
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..know what else works great?
Chasity belts for when you DON'T plan on getting laid. Then phuck 'em. Heh. |
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Heh..heh.. "Phuck 'em"
I'm almost a genius with my pun skills. |
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I heard those chafe
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..know what else works great? Chasity belts for when you DON'T plan on getting laid. Then phuck 'em. Heh. And now I am reminded of Teeth.... |
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I hope you had a great birthday Ash. Love you sweetie. *runs and tackles Machug* !!! Where have you BEEN?!?!?!?! You don't write.. ..you don't call.. ..you don't strip for a brudda no mo. :( *Big Hug and Kiss for you sweetie.* Hey sweetie, I'll still strip for you... *shrugs* been around here & there. tell your pal Ash, after ignoring me 4 times in here, I finally get it. ...he's just doing what you do to me. He's my buddy like that. :P Hmmm, I don't ignore you. Sorry you think so. |
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Hmmm, I don't ignore you. Sorry you think so. Machug. Five posts straight. I commented yours. Nothing.. ..we's talking a combined few weeks now. :O |
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Hmmm, I don't ignore you. Sorry you think so. Machug. Five posts straight. I commented yours. Nothing.. ..we's talking a combined few weeks now. :O I apologize Sin. |
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Haha silly kitten
*cuddles up* and.... *hits her on head* for callin me silly
*hits Ash on his head* for callin her silly. |
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tell your pal Ash, after ignoring me 4 times in here, I finally get it.
SEE, Im not the only one who doesnt like that! Machug, you wanna borrow this.... "I WILL NOT BE IGNORED!!". |
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