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Chea.. buddy. I don't have a car though. >.> Ujgearhead has about 50. 10, 20, 50, 100.......who's counting...... 
..so what's good??? Lemme get one. :O For the right price, I can put you in ANY of them...... 
...cheapest? I don't usually waste my time with anything under around $2,000, but around spring or so I'm hoping to have a '91 Explorer ready to go for in the neighborhood of $2,500. Around the same time, MAYBE a '93 Escort for $1,500-$2,000. In a couple weeks, a '97 Lumina for around $2,500-$3,000. A customer has a '91 Skylark sitting here that she'd possibly sell real cheap, but needs a bit of work (mostly with the body). ..wait, you're a car salesman? o.o No, not really. I primarily only fix cars, but occasionally I come across cars that need work and the people don't want to put the money into them, so I get a good deal on them and fix them when my regular work is slow. |
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You are living a lie. Becoming scarred and battered. Forgetting life's work. Papers torn and scattered. Just start loving and living. Only things that ever mattered. 
...take it you like that? 
Your really very good! 
Awe, thanks. That's only a part of it.. ..it's from the last one I wrote. :) |
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...cheapest?
I don't usually waste my time with anything under around $2,000, but around spring or so I'm hoping to have a '91 Explorer ready to go for in the neighborhood of $2,500. Around the same time, MAYBE a '93 Escort for $1,500-$2,000. In a couple weeks, a '97 Lumina for around $2,500-$3,000. A customer has a '91 Skylark sitting here that she'd possibly sell real cheap, but needs a bit of work (mostly with the body).
OHHHHHHHHH HELL TO THE NO! 
This is one of your homeboyz, Aaron! 
I KNOW you can make him a better deal then that! 
Hookkkkk himmmmmm uppppp!!!!
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Edited by
luv2roknroll
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Thu 02/09/12 03:41 PM
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I don't usually waste my time with anything under around $2,000
Pffffffffffft.
We aint all rich. 
I KNOW, DAMN WELL, IM NOT PAYING YOU $2.000.00 FOR A CAR!
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...cheapest?
I don't usually waste my time with anything under around $2,000, but around spring or so I'm hoping to have a '91 Explorer ready to go for in the neighborhood of $2,500. Around the same time, MAYBE a '93 Escort for $1,500-$2,000. In a couple weeks, a '97 Lumina for around $2,500-$3,000. A customer has a '91 Skylark sitting here that she'd possibly sell real cheap, but needs a bit of work (mostly with the body).
OHHHHHHHHH HELL TO THE NO!
This is one of your homeboyz, Aaron!
I KNOW you can make him a better deal then that!
Hookkkkk himmmmmm uppppp!!!!
  Those ARE deals! Considering that I can get $400-500 just from scrapping a car, the days of getting a $200 ride are loooooonnnnngggggg gone.
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...cheapest?
I don't usually waste my time with anything under around $2,000, but around spring or so I'm hoping to have a '91 Explorer ready to go for in the neighborhood of $2,500. Around the same time, MAYBE a '93 Escort for $1,500-$2,000. In a couple weeks, a '97 Lumina for around $2,500-$3,000. A customer has a '91 Skylark sitting here that she'd possibly sell real cheap, but needs a bit of work (mostly with the body).
OHHHHHHHHH HELL TO THE NO!
This is one of your homeboyz, Aaron!
I KNOW you can make him a better deal then that!
Hookkkkk himmmmmm uppppp!!!!
Those ARE deals! Considering that I can get $400-500 just from scrapping a car, the days of getting a $200 ride are loooooonnnnngggggg gone.
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I don't usually waste my time with anything under around $2,000
Pffffffffffft.
We aint all rich.
I KNOW, DAMN WELL, IM NOT PAYING YOU $2.000.00 FOR A CAR!
Hmmmmm...... Let me see what I might have in your price range then...... Ahhhhh, here we go. I can put you in this baby for ONLY $795! |
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Edited by
luv2roknroll
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Thu 02/09/12 03:59 PM
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I don't usually waste my time with anything under around $2,000 Pffffffffffft.
We aint all rich.
I KNOW, DAMN WELL, IM NOT PAYING YOU $2.000.00 FOR A CAR!
You suck!
(Dont try to edit out my "You suck".) Hmmmmm...... Let me see what I might have in your price range then...... Ahhhhh, here we go. I can put you in this baby for ONLY $795! NOW YOU SUCK BIG SWEATY HAIRY DONKEY BALLS!
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....a little to the right? o.o
And ok Luv, I will. :) ..maybe. >.> |
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And ok Luv, I will. :) ..maybe. >.> 
Oh chit! Your talking in "secret squirrel spy code" arent you? |
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And ok Luv, I will. :) ..maybe. >.>
Oh chit! Your talking in "secret squirrel spy code" arent you? Um. No. That was, you know, basic and simple English. >.> You said, 'Send me the rest when I have time.' So I said, 'Ok Luv. I will.' <.< |
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And ok Luv, I will. :) ..maybe. >.>
Oh chit! Your talking in "secret squirrel spy code" arent you? Um. No. That was, you know, basic and simple English. >.> You said, 'Send me the rest when I have time.' So I said, 'Ok Luv. I will.' <.<  
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Life is boring..
Oh so boring... *sings* |
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Life is boring.. Oh so boring... *sings* Im not EXCITING enough for you huh??? Here, let me lite myself on fire, and just maybe, you wont be so bored with................ OHHHHHHHHHH F**K, IM ON FIREEEEEEEEEEEE, SOMEONEEEEEEEEEEEE HELLLLLLLLLLLLP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! |
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Life is boring.. Oh so boring... *sings* Im not EXCITING enough for you huh??? Here, let me lite myself on fire, and just maybe, you wont be so bored with................ OHHHHHHHHHH F**K, IM ON FIREEEEEEEEEEEE, SOMEONEEEEEEEEEEEE HELLLLLLLLLLLLP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! Um. It's a song.. >.> ..I know another one too. It's called 'Stop, Drop, and Roll.' Care to hear it? :O |
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Edited by
luv2roknroll
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Thu 02/09/12 06:28 PM
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Life is boring.. Oh so boring... *sings* Ohhhhhhhhh, I see how you are.
Im not EXCITING enough for you huh??? Here, let me lite myself on fire, and just maybe, you wont be so bored with................ OHHHHHHHHHH F**K, IM ON FIREEEEEEEEEEEE, SOMEONEEEEEEEEEEEE HELLLLLLLLLLLLP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! Um.
It's a song.. >.> Ahhhhhhhhhhhh, im batting a 1000 arent I? Duh!
..I know another one too.
It's called 'Stop, Drop, and Roll.' Care to hear it? :O
THats my nickname.........luv2stopdropandroll.
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Ahhhhhhhhhhhh, im batting a 1000 arent I? Duh!
..and looking damm sexy while you do it, too. THats my nickname.........luv2stopdropandroll.
Is it now? Interesting. I'm still calling you Luv. Sorry. I'm all about shortness. |
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I'm still calling you Luv. Sorry. I'm all about shortness. Shortys in da house, and lookin sexy according to the Mikester, the Mike Man, Mr Microphone, Mikeylicious, Mikerooni, My M. Dog.....................................................................
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I'm still calling you Luv. Sorry. I'm all about shortness. Shortys in da house, and lookin sexy according to the Mikester, the Mike Man, Mr Microphone, Mikeylicious, Mikerooni, My M. Dog.....................................................................
.....? Mr. Microphone? o.O Yeah, idk bout that one... Mikey..licious? :O Sounds like a child molester's Popsicle. >.> ..I do love shorter women.. that's almost a proven fact. Sorta.. kinda.. >.> ..ok I couldn't give a chit less bout a woman's height. :O |
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Woe woe woe!
This thread's still goin on. Im here for attendence. |
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