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Jeanniebean
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Sat 01/21/12 05:24 PM
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Why do banks charge a fee for Insufficient funds, when they know you have no money????? If people evolved from Ape's, Why are there still....Ape's???? What disease did "cured Ham" actually have???? Why do people pay to go to the top of tall buildings, just to pay to use binoculars to look at things on the.....ground????? And finally......What I need to know most.......... Why is "Bra" singular.....and "Panties" plural???????? Inquiring Minds Need to Know!!!!!!! I consulted my crystal ball and here are your answers. 1.Banks are in business to make money. They love any excuse to charge you fees and penalties. 2.People did not evolve from apes, but apes and people may have had a common ancestor from which they branched off. 3. Before ham was cured it was just pork. 4. People go to the top of tall buildings so they can look down on everyone else. Some bring high powered rifles. 5. BRA stands for "breast rap around." Panties is plural because their are two legs and a hole for each leg. |
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Why do banks charge a fee for Insufficient funds, when they know you have no money????? Because if you rent their money they are going to charge you for it because they know you would rather pay to keep account than go back to driving all your bills around. If people evolved from Ape's, Why are there still....Ape's???? Mybe what evolved was an anomoly and not really and evolution? What disease did "cured Ham" actually have???? Tricinosis a worm and salt killed worms which is the basic ingrediaent in cureing ham. Why do people pay to go to the top of tall buildings, just to pay to use binoculars to look at things on the.....ground????? Probably because it is nice to look down on something rather than be looked down on? But I like the idea of picking a place to go splat. And finally......What I need to know most.......... Why is "Bra" singular.....and "Panties" plural???????? Probably because you can wear your bra longer than you can wear panties so you need plural drawers when a singular top would do the job? Inquiring Minds Need to Know!!!!!!! What I want to know is if men seem to like women with out underwear so much why do they want to buy it for them? |
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How did woods get necks?
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Why do banks charge a fee for Insufficient funds, when they know you have no money????? Because if you rent their money they are going to charge you for it because they know you would rather pay to keep account than go back to driving all your bills around. If people evolved from Ape's, Why are there still....Ape's???? Mybe what evolved was an anomoly and not really and evolution? What disease did "cured Ham" actually have???? Tricinosis a worm and salt killed worms which is the basic ingrediaent in cureing ham. Why do people pay to go to the top of tall buildings, just to pay to use binoculars to look at things on the.....ground????? Probably because it is nice to look down on something rather than be looked down on? But I like the idea of picking a place to go splat. And finally......What I need to know most.......... Why is "Bra" singular.....and "Panties" plural???????? Probably because you can wear your bra longer than you can wear panties so you need plural drawers when a singular top would do the job? Inquiring Minds Need to Know!!!!!!! What I want to know is if men seem to like women with out underwear so much why do they want to buy it for them? ..because.. What fun is it to open a present if it's not wrapped? You already know what it is, excitements gone. And if that wrapping is all sexy and lace and yummy-personified.. ..makes it that much better. |
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How did woods get necks? Ask a redneck. xD |
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