(Most of these or in reference to myself.)

The only pick up lines that work on you, reference Star Wars.

If you've canceled to actually be social with people, to stay home and play a new video game, read a new book, or relish in all the new vinyl you just purchased.

If you've actually hung out with someone, because they have a game system/game you don't have and can't yet or refuse to purchase.

When someone mentions pie, you automatically start reciting... "3.14159265.."

When someone mentions pie, you explain.. "You have to check out my tattoo of pi the the 98th place!"

You purchase witty t-shirts that say things like.. "Philosophers do it better."

When you can have an entire conversation using lines from one specific movie and most people don't even notice.

When you're a woman and you own far more books, video games, movies, and vinyl, than shoes.. purses.. clothes.. etc.

When you're more concerned about having your DS on you at all times, over your cell phone.

When you decide to decipher the entire Zombie Survival Guide to binary code. (I used to have far too much time on my hands.)

When you have to explain almost everyone of your tattoos, because they aren't Loony toons characters, Disney characters, lower back butterflies, or tribal designs.

When you often have to break down and explain what in the world you're talking about.

When people usually have to Google your interests.

If you started playing the piano, before you were fully potty-trained.

If you often call a penis, a light saber.

If you're over the age of 13 and actually own a toy light saber.

If watching videos on youtube of comic-con and the Fangoria con is better than porn.

If people in comic stores know your first, and last name along with having your credit card number memorized.

(I'm sure I'll think of more later. Feel free to add your own.)

none of the above apply to me.
o.O

I feel so alone.

You hold up an onion ring, and say "Look, sir, droids."

Whenever you hear about a new Sam Raimi movie, and all you care about is if Bruce Campbell is going to be in it.

You're over 40, and you still buy action figures.

You consider the movie Fanboys a docu-drama about your friends.

You've started threads here on Mingle, with titles like "SciFi & Fantasy Hotties/Hunks Hall Of Fame", "Horror Hotties Hall Of Fame", "Zombies...Deadites...Infected"

I know, that bothers me a lot. Especially when the person I am having the conversation with never catches on.

(This applies to my ex.)
When you get the iphone the first night it comes out, only to hack into it so all the various sounds, sounds like various sounds on Star Trek.

Lol, I'm glad I'm not the only one that does that. I've only had two people I've ever had conversations with doing that, realize what I was doing.

Wow that's so me :( a nerd


The only pick up lines that work on you, reference Star Wars.


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:( what's the latest on star trek ?

If you've ever done Robocop impersonations with a Big Mac.

Not sure on Star Trek, I'm a Star Wars girl.

I seriously loled.

You've edited together The Evil Dead, The Evil Dead 2, and Army Of Darkness so it plays as one movie.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lqki8_Z51Ig

If you know the effects of Green Kryptonite, Red Kryptonite, Gold Kryptonite, White Kryptonite, Blue Kryptonite, and Jewel Kryptonite.

And I do.

If you want to name a child Zelda. Not just after the obvious video game, but because you love Zelda Rubinstein.

Don't forget Black Kryptonite.

I'm not positive what I just watched..
It was hilarious though.

haha

I was actually trying to find the scene from the 80's John Ritter comedy Skin Deep which has a hilarious glow in the dark condom scene, but came across the above clip, which felt more apt.

LOL..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ky5u6vm44ak