Early one morning a farmer and his dog went out to the stable.
The farmer had intentions on plowing a field with his Mule.
The Mule told the farmer "I ain't working today is Sunday"
In a split second a cloud of dust was formed trailing from the stable.
Half a mile down the road as the farmer was about to collapse from exhaustion he stops and looks at his dog.
The dog turns and says "That's the first time I heard a mule talk".
In a split second a cloud of dust was formed trailing from the dog.