ONCE UPON A TIME IN A LAND FAR AWAY, A BEAUTIFUL, INDEPENDENT,
SELF-ASSURED PRINCESS HAPPENED UPON A FROG AS SHE SAT CONTEMPLATING
ECOLOGICAL ISSUES ON THE SHORES OF AN UNPOLLUTED POND IN A VERDANT MEADOW NEAR HER CASTLE.

THE FROG HOPPED INTO THE PRINCESS' LAP AND SAID...

ELEGANT LADY, I WAS ONCE A HANDSOME PRINCE UNTIL AN EVIL WITCH
CAST A SPELL UPON ME. ONE KISS FROM YOU HOWEVER, AND I WILL TURN BACK INTO THE DAPPER YOUNG PRINCE THAT I AM AND THEN MY SWEET, WE
CAN MARRY AND SET UP HOUSEKEEPING IN YOUR CASTLE, WITH MY MOTHER,
WHERE YOU CAN PREPARE ALL MY MEALS, CLEAN MY CLOTHES, BEAR MY CHILDREN, AND FEEL FOREVER AND HAPPY DOING SO."

THAT NIGHT, AS THE PRINCESS DINED SUMPTUOUSLY ON LIGHTLY
SAUTEED FROG LEGS SEASONED IN A WHITE WINE AND ONION CREAM SAUCE, SHE CHUCKLED TO HERSELF: I DON'T F'IN THINK SO.....

Ain't that the truth.......

lol

Hehehehehehe..lmao!